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It's funny because it's worse when the blokes do it.

Sounds good. We'll see.

@ASSEofficiel coach #Galtier tells @francefootball 'seriously I told them to get fucked'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/mcclaren_790724c.jpg Has the same fart-face as me. Looks like Ser Friendzone imho for the GoT's watchers.

Strange not to be manager but be a director? Job title Head Coach Director? Sounds like a car park attendant.

Like new signing

This cunt appointed yet?

Seriously? Second biggest job of his entire f***ing life and can't be arsed to come back and at least pretend that he's interested? Doesn't need to it's been made perfectly clear he's the only realistic option. Why rush back, to jump through hoops his employer's aren't fussed about.

Carver's Angels at the last minute, no thanks. Quickest way to get fat b****** out of the club I think he's made it pretty clear he isn't going anywhere for a long time. I'd insert a smiley but I'm on my phone. Aye Ashley's word is his bond like. if Ashley wanted to sell, he'd have done it long before now. he isn't going anywhere. Sending in Carver to get rid of Ashley is like using a nuke to get rid of a cockroach.

Carver's Angels at the last minute, no thanks.

Watford are a Premiership side though. Fair point, I forgot about that...You know what I mean though. Only a premier league side if they stay up, till then just a championship side in flux

Been bottling that up for a while? It was a shambles, they had every right to feel cheated.

Look at this unrepentant f***ing litterbug. No one likes a litterbug Why the fuck does he get rid of his tea? He'd be glad of a hot cuppa afterwards, no vision.

Who's our Head Of Sports Science? I'm guessing that would be Steve Stone. Do we even have such a position or believe in any of the mumbo jumbo black magic stuff like Sports Science? We had some Video Analyst that has since followed Pardew to Palace. We do have one after all....introducing John Fitzpatrick, the Sports Scientist at NUFC https://www.linkedin.com/pub/john-fitzpatrick/58/915/832

F B I, F B I, F B I, F B I, F B I, F B I, F B I, F B I, F B I

Only positive is having Carr and Manager working together could be beneficial and we won't have players sitting around that should be playing. That's the only thing I can think of.

Carver gonna be like

To be honest, it's probably a bit unfair to McClaren that we've already labeled him as a sycophant on Pardew and Carver's level when he's already turned down the job once He didn't turn it down, he was just hedging his bets. If Derby had got promoted he'd have stayed, plus he would have been fearful of getting relegated with us if he did take the job with 3 games to go. Right, so for those reasons, he turned it down. Like I said, hedging his bets. Otherwise why is he still in the frame for the job now? If you believe the press speculation, it seems he's still going to be interviewed for the job this week, as is Vieira, although I find that one more unlikely myself. What I mean is, why do we assume that he'll do whatever Ashley says just to get/stay in the job when he's already turned down the job once when the conditions didn't suit him? I get that he's unexciting and all that (although even then, he's probably far too good for the shithole that is NUFC right now), but is there any reason to label him an Ashley sycophant other than the fact that he's English? This is the man that was pretending to have a Dutch accent and er how you say in English conform like a spineless c*** after he got off the plane. He'll be speaking mercenary borrow boy bullshit within minutes of getting the job. Still can't figure out how he could possibly have thought that was a good idea Maybe he lost a bet. So awful to watch.

To be honest, it's probably a bit unfair to McClaren that we've already labeled him as a sycophant on Pardew and Carver's level when he's already turned down the job once He didn't turn it down, he was just hedging his bets. If Derby had got promoted he'd have stayed, plus he would have been fearful of getting relegated with us if he did take the job with 3 games to go. Right, so for those reasons, he turned it down. Like I said, hedging his bets. Otherwise why is he still in the frame for the job now? If you believe the press speculation, it seems he's still going to be interviewed for the job this week, as is Vieira, although I find that one more unlikely myself. What I mean is, why do we assume that he'll do whatever Ashley says just to get/stay in the job when he's already turned down the job once when the conditions didn't suit him? I get that he's unexciting and all that (although even then, he's probably far too good for the shithole that is NUFC right now), but is there any reason to label him an Ashley sycophant other than the fact that he's English? This is the man that was pretending to have a Dutch accent and er how you say in English conform like a spineless cunt after he got off the plane. He'll be speaking mercenary borrow boy bullshit within minutes of getting the job.

There's something not right about him though, he's hot that unquantifiable dickishness. He's a wrong un, but I can't put my finger on why.

I'd get rid of Beardsley too complete clear out. Not gonna happen like.

We need our own version of the Rooney Rule for NUFC, we should have to interview someone expensive and proven.

Burnley always tried to play football the right way imo, sadly the squad of players he had was simply not good enough. Would be a good appointment for them for sure.

Sports car surely. I'm so sorry.

Ashley never going to pay for a manager at his peak so it leaves either taking a gamble on potential or someone at the tail end of their career. So this would be at interesting appointment.