Imagine the passport photo, steak bake crumbs down the front of his training top hair flattened down with spit and a rosy Wetherspoons glow on his cheeks. Benny Hill salute a possibility.
Ah God we play tomorrow.
First game at 12:30pm. So perfect to ruin your entire weekend before it really gets going at all.
Who the f*** makes Newcastle vs Hull the first game.
Bruce and Carver have to be the ugliest combination this season.