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Can we not just set up a donation page every May? I'm sure there are 320 users on here willing to pay £1. Hell I'd pay £5 just so people can talk about fixtures. Fair point, i'd throw in for that.

Spot on, all you can do is hum the Rocky theme tune in your head and send him out onto the pitch and hope for the best.

Mick is Bane to Shola's Batman.

He's not the striker Newcastle deserves, but the one it needs right now. So we'll do the Ameobi because he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector....a Mackem slayer.

I still can't work out how it could be copyrighted, very strange.

Preparation for the Back,Cisse,Tiote for Sunday when the Mackems are a couple down.

Nah the guards turned up.

Bloody hell didn't bother with second half, just turned it back on and there is a bonfire in the stands. What did I miss?

Gervinho has the awareness of a house brick.

This commentator sounds like he's on anti-depressants and half asleep.

Gervinho is balls.

Running fine for me.

They have now, glad you got something.

That's it.

Yeah Germany have been absolutely ruthless.

That's almost certainly changing tonight.

And counting, this could get very embarrassing.

Ireland are going to be on a right thumping here. Great goal from Klose to make it four nil.

Class finish.

Blatant. But then scores 2 min later.

Blatant.

Have it that the worst performing qualifying team per tournament points then gd sits it a tournament out then you don't have to drop a nation permanently and it's a goer. Divn't be daft man. Just make 2 countries merge. Or do a playoff beforehand. Faroes vs San Marino. So that means the other team play no competitive football for another 2 years? What chance will they ever have then? I provided a perfect solution. Just make them merge with another nation. San Marino meet Wales, Wales meet San Marino.