Si

We are well up for this, fighting for every ball.

Well cleared.

Sexual

Right Im off till half time. 3 - 1 to us.

Now then.

Howay!

7 in 7 and unsurprisingly Marty is unchanged

Really would make him a mythical figure if he does it again today. It would send them into absolute melt down.

I imagine it as being like the intro to Dexter, calmly frying up steaks and pouring OJ.

This season is frustrating the hell out of me, can't do right for trying.

Sir Ricky, class as always.

Pardew just needs to say to Shola -

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwQddEj_JW-_I180I0BvLDBxrV0eDDVvcfLAO2SPlz_pH3WkpE

Kick him out, right out.

He's not been playing lately, He's not been playing lately But he'd rather take up philately Than play with O'Shea.

Sir Alex on Rio not wearing that shirt - "It's embarrassing for me after that press conference yesterday but don't worry he'll be dealt with."

It'll only take us 10th assuming Arsenal do Norwich.

Need Podolski and Cazorla © to tear Norwich apart.

Dzeko deserves to start more games.

Gravity will take it's toll soon.

wat Somebody in my Twitter feed posted he'd scored 200 league goals. Obviously since deleted. They said it on Final score, but they also said Defoe did it today also so maybe they got there facts wrong. Thought they just said that it was his 200th like Jermains, didn't specify league unless i'm mistaken.

I like the Guardian but it's a bit unwieldy on a train so grab an Independent.

Nah. I swear to god. Did a dummy and everything! Fucking hell, this could be one of the signs of the end of days.

Nah.