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Danger of squad as thin as ours too that you can't rotate the main men, people like Barton, Tiote etc have to play if fit. Anyway, enough doom off for a pre game slash and then it's the main event.

Please tell me this is a p*ss take

I heard he was so upset at Loven starting over him again, he kicked Pardew in the gonads and Pardew cut him from the squad and told the press he was injured because he is fond of keeping problems in-house. I heard he stabbed Pardew with a tattoo needle. I heard he attempted a drive-by but forgot his gun Nah he remembered the gun but was late, and missed his shot.

Don't worry i've already nullified any threat from him by making him captain in FF this week.

Oh Fuck

Birmingham to go down with a cup? could see them slipping into trouble here play Wigan next week and if they loose that it's squeeky bum time.

That would be 8 points off relegation going into this Wolves on 28 us on 36 points,

Exactly, going to be interesting today but wor TIote is starting so always hope.

Agreed

Yeah that would just be epic, the media would hate us even more, he would feed off that and have such a trench mentality. Shame it won't happen like, but he really would thrive here if we were ever lucky enough get him.

It does feel like we have more than our fair share. But suppose every set of fans feel that way, guess we signed alot of crocks in the past. I've felt that we have more problems than we should and questioned the clubs backroom staff but then look at the players we've signed/sold. Dyer - perpetually crocked, sold breaks leg on debut. Owen - Perpetually crocked - signed - perpetually crocked. Woodgate - dito Some players struggle with injury throughout their career and we've had our fair share.

Certainly looks pumped for the game, reckon he'll give united both barrels.

Big fan too. Guy is class. Shows you don't have to pay huge money for a striker too, just have bloody good scouts.

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

Shame we didn't manage three points yesterday with the Scousers getting spanked would have given us a shot at them.

Oooooohhhh Kuqi kuqi, ooooohhhh kuqi kuqi.

Three points would be a gift from the gods, come on lads don't care how we do it but lets get a spawny one.

We signed two midfielders in the Jan window though:Ben Arfa & Ireland. Both incapable of playing at the time, not saying their not good signings just that the decision to release Wayne wasn't the best.

Mother Fucker

Random trivia from twitter InfostradaLive Infostrada Sports The last time #NUFC had 2 players to scored 11+ goals in a PL season came 14 years ago: Alan Shearer (25) and Les Ferdinand (16) in 1996-97.

Get in, get in.............................

Of course because if someone comes in for them two weeks tomorrow for them we're fucked lol

Yeah but because he signed that contract we got 35 chuffin million, at the end of the day the club has moved to protect an asset. If he goes now we'll get a massive chunk of cash, if he stays we have a player who could go onto greatness. Either way we win and are in a better position now than we were yesterday. Cheer up.

Would be nice to get some positive momentum and announce more deals soon.