RupertCommunicator

Jonas man!

Why? Because he got excited about that QPR player trying to do a gay little turn, even though he got read like a book and instantly tackled by the defender?

FFS Tiote man!

That little cunt Barton would've done.

Get Boothroyd sent off.

Get off, you shitcunt!

Whoa, Tiote booked? Has hell frozen over?

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Well played, Argies.

No! He's got up again.

Yes!

:lol: Why is there no ordinary lol on the smiley list anymore? Gay. Because you just need to type and it works.

Ref is bent as fuck!

Fucking hell! He was about 50 yards offside!

Well done Simmo.

What a ball by Cabaye!

I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING ANEURYSM! Just threw my PC desk forward and my mouse fell on the floor and then I closed my window when I picked it up and Jonas missed and Shola is still on and and... AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!1111

Pardew is fucking trolling us by playing Shola.

Give ower man Shola.

Pietersen - what a prick!

SORCERY!

Apparently Gerrard likes his smack, crack and pot for breakfast. Doesn't do drug testing either.

Mint!

Best you cunt! Get onside!

He's been one of our better players. Clearance off the line, blocking shots, getting involved on the wing, he's actually been good. Barton! Ha!