RupertCommunicator

I'd do a wee of joy before moseying on down to RTG to lol at the unwashed.

As opposed to a tight 4-3?

Are Arsenal Blackburns top scorer?

Bring on Shola if we need a 'target man', bring on Loven if we need a nippy striker and bring on Sammy if we're comfortable, need someone who can run with the ball or someone who can play out wide. Very very unlikely we'd use all three but nothing wrong with having different options. (Must also say, I'm not saying that the players necessarily play the roles well...) Bring on Shola if we want to lose. Bring on Lovenkrands if we want to lose. Bring on Sammy if we need an impact sub.

Walcott should have been given a yellow for that dive, little cunt.

If it's Duncan, I'll do a sex wee.

I'd have been tempted to play 4-5-1 with Marveaux in for Best, but hey, Best has the knack if playing shit and scoring. Wouldn't have started Obertan though. At least Shitameobi isn't starting.

Loan a LB?

Horrible. I will not go to another game until that shit is gone.

If Ranger ever plays for us again, I'll piss in a cup and drink it.

Ranger will never play for us again. Sammiobi could be a key player for the next ten years. No comparison whatsoever. Sameobi is lightyears ahead of Ranger in every way.

Steven Gerrard is a druggie.

Seemed like he was back to where he was last season tonight. Which is a relief. Get him and Santon as our fullbacks and get Raylor to fuck.

He needs to be told that he is our 4th choice backup striker from now on. His brother should be in front of him in the pecking order now FFS.

The solution to this shit performance: Krul Simpson Saylor Coloccini Santon Tiote Cabaye Marveaux Jonas Ben Arfa Sammiobi Get Raylor, Ameobi, Lovenkrands, Perch and Smith to absolute fuck. Ba can play when he sorts himself out, Best as backup.

Jonas 6? He was beyond horrendous. Worse than Walcott headless chicken-wise. At least he tried to do something, which puts him above everyone else. Maybe a 5 then.

Krul - 6 Not much to do Simpson - 7 Did well. Much better than last few matches. Saylor - 8 Solid. Good goal line clearance. Colo - 8 Kept their strikers away well. Raylor - 4 Not a LB. Shit free kick. Gave possession away. Obertan - 5 Lazy. Didn't use his pace, didn't track back. Cabaye - 5.5 Did well first half, anonymous second half. Tiote - 4.5 Diabolical first 80 mins, played excellently last 10 mins. Jonas - 6 Ran well with the ball, zero end product. Ameobi - 4 Shite. No threat, no urgency, no hope. Best - 5 Didn't get the ball. Horrendous offside in 45th minute. Ba - 5.5 Didn't make much of an impact. Marveux - 5 Didn't make an impact. Sammeobi - 7 Made an impact. Needs to start next match. Pardew - 2 Why U no play Santon? Why U start Shola? Why U no make changes at HT? Get a fucking grip man!

HOW BENT IS PHIL DOWD?

YES!

What is Saylor doing?! Cock.

Come on Raylor son!

DIVING PRICK!

Tiote's been diabolical.

GET SANTON AND MARVEUX ON!!

How the fuck did Raylor turn a good crossing opportunity into a desperate defending situation?!