RupertCommunicator

Don't want him back. There is no more lumpball being played here with our sexy midfield.

You're a very violent man. Cunts like Suarez make me angry. Dishonesty is one thing that boils my piss, it really does.

Double prick alert!

No. Yes.

Carrol works out as 17.5m per goal for the cunts so far. Torres is sitting at 16.6m per goal. Carroll is being a bigger flop than Torres!

Carroll has lost the ball every single time it's been given to him.

Carroll has been nothing other than turboshite. Please don't come back, even Shola is better than him! And I would love to fucking pummel Suarez's cuntface, little prick. HATE the sc*users!!!

i'm a bit concerned about the positioning of her hands. The real question is; would you, and how many pints would it take?

To be fair, Leon Best and Ba looked fairly shit on their first few performances. Yep, that's right. I said 'so far'; I'd love to see him turn it around. I'd love him to be the next Buffon, but I don't think it will happen. My fear is the same as what Dave said.

I love Sammy. He is the anti-Ranger.

Hard, but fair.

Krul, Cabaye, Tiote & Barfa are better than Harper, Barton, Smith and Nolan. They are all history now. Good CCC players, not good enough to challenge for Europe. Thanks and bye.

Maybe you could get Carver to distract the ref like in WWF or something.

I think the fairest outcome for all parties would be if Tevez died in an accident - City wouldn't have to pay his wages, Tevez would get what he deserved and we wouldn't have to hear about his shit any longer.

Krul Simpson Saylor Colo Santon Raylor Cabaye Tiote Marveaux Jonas Ben Arfa Best Ba Would guarantee a win.

In all fairness, If I was Harper, I'd be well pissed off to be replaced by Elliot. He looks absolutely shite, wheras Harper is a half-decent top flight goalie still.

Have never drank piss before. And I don't think I ever will. Just to recap, I've got four open piss bets at the minute: If Gervinho score 10 goals this season If Ranger plays for us again If Rooney scores 22 more goals for England If Rooney ever wins the World Cup None of these things will happen, hence I won't be drinking piss. Ever.

Yes.

If anyone buys the club he could organise a charity ritual burning of those tacky, plastic letters. What happened to the original "NEWCASTLE UNITED" letters? I hope they didn't get binned. Would hope that some future owner will put them back up.

I wasn't. I've always thought that he was a capable squad player doing an excellent job out of position. Granted, I used to rate Bramble a bit about 5 years ago, but since then he's just descended to new levels of shitness.

This eagerness to enter into p*ss-drinking related wagers leads me to suspect that for some it may not be as much of a hardship as might be generally assumed... Still haven't lost a p*ss bet though. Only place them on dead certs. Wouldn't say the world cup bet is a dead cert. I'm expecting to see Princess Diana riding Shergar on the roof of the Twin Towers before England win the World Cup!

You really should stop embarrassing yourself with comments like that! Bramble's always been the better defender. 5 good games for Taylor doesn't change that. Fuck off man you fucking troll!

I take it the FCB doesn't think that less is more then.

This eagerness to enter into piss-drinking related wagers leads me to suspect that for some it may not be as much of a hardship as might be generally assumed... Still haven't lost a piss bet though. Only place them on dead certs.

He hasn't won it all and he won't get anywhere near the all time record. He's 22 goals away. Just stop trolling my posts, man. We're all painfully aware of your problems and subsequent boredom. OK then. If he ever wins a World Cup, or breaks the scoring record, I'll drink a pint of my own piss in your choice of pub on a matchday.