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Bruce: "The most important thing is to keep the club moving forward. Over the last couple of years it's established itself in the @premierleague - that's got to be a given - and my job is to try and follow and keep improving. That's what my aim will be." Keep the club moving forward. Oh, yeah - getting rid of Rafa and hiring you nails that. Not to mention we don't spend money. Been a good recipe that. And over the last couple of years we've established ourself in the PL? Is he for real?

100 %. Low-key hoping he becomes the captain of this utter shite.

Where's Dubravka anyway?

I'm feeling a temptation to watch it purely for the comedy factor.

Can we hit double figures? I want Colback to cry.

With everything shit happening with the club right now, it annoys me no end to see Colback back in the line up. Just fuck off already

This is just not funny. Everything Sports Direct United does is a detriment to it self. Very impressive.

He's one of those thick people who thinks way too highly of themselves. He speaks from his higher moral objective ground, while the fans refuse to acknowledge it isn't all Ashley's fault...

Never seen Joelinton play, but 7 goals isn't very inspiring Perfect for our club I guess.

They're both absolutely horrific. Pete Graves is a smarmy mug with no morals and Luke Edwards is an arrogant idiot who feels he needs to challenge the negativity on fucking Mike Ashley. All these people on twitter kissing up to Graves is so pathetic.

Nah, not if you're born and bred Newcastle. How come most Geordies have their biggest success outside of the region? Either not signing as a kid or moving on to better things. Mid 90s was a rarity. Please let me dream of a bit of loyalty.

Nah, not if you're born and bred Newcastle.

No need to buy anyone. Jack Colback with that clean slate baby.

Mike Ashley is taking the absolute piss and has done for years. Owning this club has no doubt gained him, which is why he is clearly very happy to not sell. The stuff I'd want happen to the fat parasite...

Nobody, and then a take over. I know it was a far hope, but this just seals it all.

So £5m is the going price for a loyal yes man bitch, then. Find it a bit crazy how Ashley has come through all these years without a scratch.

“I was extremely surprised... and I was very flattered.” “As much as I respect Newcastle fans and Ashley it wasn’t for me." Fuck right off. In a fair world anyonye would laugh at your name coming into contention. Don't flatter yourself you fat mess.

He's unbearable. Utterly gormless.

So, when are people planning to enter St. James' with tools to smash every single Sports Direct sign to pieces? I don't care that it wouldn't fix the situation. Would just feel pretty great.

Fiesty stuff.

From the Chronicle: “Sources say the mood is positive and players have returned looking forward to a 2nd chance at the club after being frozen out/sent on loan. Lazaar, Gayle, Aarons, Elliot, Colback told they have a clean slate.” Happy Colback is back. Buzzing for the new season.

A class man vs. a little butthurt baldy

Luke Edwards apparently isn't signing up to the "blind worship" of Rafa. Honestly, what an absolute bellend.

Mike Ashley couldn't persuade Rafa because he's a cheap fucking cunt who only cares about his company and don't give two fucks about the club. That's all we in the end need to take from this.