TBG

Credit to Longstaff, we don't score that without him missing three chances.

Abandon the game. Replay at St James'

How is ex player and occasionally seen at away games, Ryan Taylor, getting tickets over me on 0 points. Bloody club prioritising free kick takers over actual fans.

Are people more nervous for this than they were for the final? Final, I couldn't sleep, but I'm relatively relaxed for this one (time is dragging mind)

Schar in midfield?

Do it, for them.

Has a blinder tomorrow and we build the team around him. Has a mare tomorrow and he's the first out the door.

UCS Millennium Falcon or the smaller version?

Would probably allow us to get an inferior replacement and continue complaining that the likes of Ritchie & Dummett are still with us, as some seem to be hellbent on selling our best talent instead of building a squad that can compete at the top end of the table.

Someone pick me up a half and half scarf

Hall, Miggy, Ashworth. Get rid. Keep. Blame solely for the clubs demise. Go.

Lines up with what I've been told in that he could stay or he could go.

We need Burn to give another speech before the game.

Does he hold a dual passport?

Whichever has the most Geordie passion running through them. Quality goes out of the window in games like this, and the forrins wont get the importance of the game so it is imperative that we field the most passionate Brexit/Geordie side possible.

Gillispie Trippier Lascelles Burn Dummett Miley Longstaff Hall Ritchie Parkinson Ndiweni

Giuseppe Rossi Maybe not world class, but a young TBG seen that name and thought 'Star!' Turns out he was just a yank that was better than the rest of the yanks at playing football. Like I don't need to read his Wiki bio to know he now runs a successful chain of pizzerias (this may or may not be true)

Hypothetically speaking, given our situation, would you have Rooney until the end of the season? Would take him some time to get up to speed, but at 38, he could still provide cover for Wilson and Isak.

Other than Dan Burn, who do I complain to over this. Woke up fuming.

A fully fit Dan Burn has the pace to get back and make those two fouls and as a result I don't have a personal grudge for the rest of our lives.

Here I'm crying.