Good player and did well for Milan for this season. Not sure how he'll do in the Premier League. Can see a lot of West Ham fans being frustrated with him, could even see a lot of them going as far as giving him a bacca to any clubs willing to buy him.
'Bossing Lit Porn' is an anagram is of Sporting Lisbon, which I believe is what the kids these days say to describe sexy football. Townsend plays sexy football, coincidence?