TBG

Should be slipping into his shorts right about now.

at that intro

Same except I did a back flip forward

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thefootballtacticsblog/2011/10/newcastle_profit_from_pardews.html

Make sure you have a tug before you go. God help you if he's brought Cabaye along with him.

I can see the headlines already "Shola hits 30" after scoring 30 against Tottenham.

Hope he got my Birthday card i sent him written in blood.

Still got another 5 or 6 years left in him

Happy Birthday big lad xx

70k a week justified.

New right back

http://www.wrestlescoop.com/animated_gifs/kid.gif

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae324/skatris/dr-evil.jpg {Insert Amount Here}

Has to be said TBG, you're staking a late claim for 'Funniest poster of the year' this past few weeks! http://troll.me/images/troll-sloth/lol-you-jelly-bro.jpg

But there is Shola Ameobi

Might get one for someone's secret Santa in work.

I like the Luuk of De Jong would be a good signing.

Fantastic news for a depressing Monday morning.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/newcastleunitedfoundation/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686 Get bidding lads.

We all need to kiss him on the lips his ankle better.

Times kick off? Would rather watch Dreamboat than England. 8pm Cheers

Times kick off? Would rather watch Dreamboat than England.

Is postage and packaging included?

Top bloke.

Won't be at St James' sure i read it's back in Peru.