Sorry, just had to quote this, what the holy f*** you on about? Literally not met one person in Glasgow who has said that.
Have you met the Glaswegians that Stifler hears in his head?
Some lad that lives near me
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Lucky bastard
We should all have a serious obsession with Ben Arfa. We didn't fall in love with football for defensive wingers and hoof ball did we?
No, but it's what we really want to see: