TBG

Aye, I want to throw a fish at her.

All undone by wanking in adeodorant can lid.

Hey Sky sources

Don't forget Shola.

Nah, what he means is, he was the player designated to pick up crisp packets at that s*** tip of a stadium and pass them onto the stewarts to lick.

Fyp fyp fbp

£6.6m

Full of British cloggers to keep happy all those knuckle draggers that still support Pardew.

Gosling must be better then.

Not forrin. Can jump high.

"We'z tried"

Elliott, Taylor, Colback, Shola

I for one will be honoured to see 38+ games of floated set penises to Williamson.

You can lead Danny to the Premier League but you cant make him Drinkwater.

Hope he signs for Newcaslte Jets just to see who on here has a meltdown from not reading the thread title properly.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608032137937815026&pid=1.7

I expect better from you.

He's too good to sit on our bench.

One Toon ffs

But he's a geordie, that's what the fans want to see playing for the club, they don't want forrins and cockneys /expert pundits.

"Would you like another season Tayls, would you?" height=300http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article1358013.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/newcastle-united-manager-alan-pardew-744057593-1358013.jpg[/img] http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/8/21/1250871533065/Steven-Taylor-001.jpg

Quick, turn off the fax machine.

There's just not enough Fridays in the summer to get them over the line.

First press conference of the season. It's been a difficult summer, not easy buying players when the World Cup is on, players we were keeping tabs on value increased after having a good tournament, clubs know we have money from the sale of Cabaye, fans need to lower their expectations, yada yada yada.

Nah man, Raylor is a real fret at set penises. How many free kicks has Debuchy scored? Stats don't lie.