Aiston

Well done Dummett, don't make any fucking attempt to challenge Adebayor.

Dummett, joke of a 'footballer'.

Colo free kick routine, just as much of a failure

We get it, man. You support Barca Not a dive but went down ridiculously easy. Depends what someone counts as a dive, would say going down easy is diving.

We get it, man. You support Barca We get it you support Madrid

Cronaldo with a dive.

Madrid still not getting a yellow

Blatant pen for Barca there.

"Watch out kids, don't ask for a Neymar at Christmas, he'll take your eye out"

Rooney has been appalling, missed two sitters and ruined 3 good attacks due to not controlling the ball.

On the brightside, December should be a good month for winning bets.

Thought he was a bit naff, good assist though. He was just invisible for the whole of the 2nd half.

Exactly, we looked much better when we went 4-4-2 with Sammy left and Obertan right. Part from Obertan being completely invisible in the 2nd half

Wish we got rid of this useless twat instead of MYM.

Pardew getting a free ride so far by the idiots on Soccer Saturday right now. It's all the fault of the French.

Not sure about Anita but Sissoko, Ben Arfa and Marveaux were all on the pitch for the last 20 minutes against Benfica when we actually looked like a threat. 2nd leg, when HBA nearly cleared the stand from so damn close to the Benfica goal?

0 genuine creativity on the ball with that midfield. Limited fret too. Would rather Cabella there and Sissoko outwide or behind him. Cannot be any worse than the 'creativity' we have now though, Jack "sideways" Colback. Would have Cabella behind a front two which would help. We look so much better with Anita in the team, our midfield just seem to pass a lot quicker and control a bit better. Colback is a waste of space.

Midfield three of Anita, Sissoko, Tiote would be the ideal way to play him imo. With Sissoko being very attacking when we get the ball. Maybe a Yaya style role would work too.

Get out while you can, I'm sure many fans wish they could.

Cabella has had a poor start but I really do feel sorry for him. He's managed by Pardew and the fans aren't giving him a chance whatsoever, he needs time to get used to the league and that's going to take longer with Pardew in charge. Always bringing up HBA isn't going to help things either, HBA had some appalling games but not much was said due to him being HBA. There is absolutely no movement from our players and when the likes of Cabella and Sissoko get the ball, the rest of the team just stop dead and expect a miracle, no help whatsoever.

Colback what a joke

Cabella was appalling, one of the worst on the pitch.

No help for Tiote at all.

Why are Stoke so shit

A few games ago, then I cannot remember the one before that.