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Right idea from Willock, very close to being good

Think it’s tactics, they’re set up in a way where they play through us very easily. That seems to affect our confidence and our passing falls to pieces

Might be speaking a bit early but Wilson’s not the right fit against Dortmund. Obviously we don’t have a choice but Isak is so perfect against them. Wilson will have a nightmare finding the ball in space tonight

Need to get a handle on our possession play, we’ve got no one free to play balls into

What a dickhead this ref is man. Mad to get a card out at this stage of the game for a challenge that wasn’t even a foul

What? Surely not a yellow, what the fuck is this idiot ref on

Played, Hall

They’re so good at playing through us in the middle

Fuck! What has happened to Willock

The commentators talking about us setting up not to get beat, clowns

Laura woods man

Pathetic losers

Huge match this, will have a big impact on how the rest of the season goes. Lose and we basically forget about the CL, win and it remains an absolute priority. Draw and I don’t even know. I don’t think the result in and of itself would have bearing on the season but it’s all about what it’ll mean for our plans for the rest of the season. In a way, losing would simplify our season but I’m desperate for us to get to the last 16

Win this and it’s Randy Marsh gifs all owa the gaff Eddie

Super interesting line up. Looking forward to Tino smashing it as usual. Huge test for Hall. Bench has Miley, De Bolle has reappeared and Parkinson. If we win this match itll be a miracle with that first 11 and bench given how little they’ve played together. Eddie can make it happen though. Gordon must be absolutely shattered and that’s why he’s on the bench

Looks like a dick, needs to keep it in his pants

I often find one thing that I find funny and a lot of stuff I don’t. In this one, I enjoyed Ramsdale

“How to have sex” is on at the Tyneside. Might be a good film for some of their board members and senior management to watch

He’s a proper lovely guy, don’t really care about his precious comments, his precious performances etc. He’s clearly a straightforward positive person and a nice guy to have involved with the club. I struggle to believe that he’s amazing at his job but maybe that’s just bias based on his previous performances and seemingly very laid back attitude

How’s things being an Everton supporter these days? I actually feel like Dyche is a great fit for you currently. He can stabilise, ward off being in relegation fights for a few years and then you can assess whether there’s a more progressive option for the future

If he’s not detailed his specific issues with PGMOL then they need to cave his head in

Should be criminalised for champions league fixtures

Seems an interesting one, he’s clearly done a great job. Maybe theyve turned on him after their capitulation last season. Looks like there’ll be pressure on him if they’re not pushing for the top two spots

You wouldn’t like it, not your type of show

I’m not sure what the formal grammar expectation is but I’d always use “are” in that situation. I’d use “is” and “are” interchangeably for this though “Sainsbury’s is / are shit for sandwiches”. “Sports Direct are a shite company, Sports Direct is such a shit place to shop”. I’m sure the grammar is wrong above for the Chelsea comments but not entirely sure why