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? Wat

Big Joe cuffed them from minute one. They’ll be desperate we take him off. Longstaff absolutely has to start being more clinical, at least get it on target. He’s not good enough in the rest of his game to get away with missing every half chance he gets by a significant margin. I like his defensive work a lot but it’s not enough

They’re booing us putting the ball out when we’re mounting an attack? Absolute imbeciles

Nah, can’t be fucked with anyone getting a red

Gordon’s crossing is improving but he still needs to work on his final ball when releasing it forward diagonally

Great from big Jow

Mega lerl

Eh? Top class defending? Locking his arm into Isak’s while grabbing his shirt? Six of one and half a dozen of the other? Fuck right off

Nah

Bruno’s a little too amped up

Exactly the type of chance that Longstaff doesn’t have the quality to put away

Jow looks on it

Trippier is edgy here

That’s going to give licence to them and possibly us too, to leave a foot in

Because Pope has very poor close control, and almost as poor kicking

Trippier’s done two loose passes so far but he showed good fight there

Burn’s lack of pace looks a little concerning with that match up

Isak looking sharper with his legs

Gordon rinsing them

Could really do without this kit clash like

Howay, fast start but don’t go wild lads, just beat them with your talent

Did Roy just have a stroke? Sounded like he was stuck on repeat like a doll with four electronic phrases

Aye, let’s make this the story please ITV

Nice story in all honesty, won’t count for shit when we smash them

El Hadji Diouf?