gbandit

Don’t really have an issue with awful people being rooted out of football, just know that it’ll never actually happen on the scale it needs to

Looked like a horse in dressage then brayed it into the net

Kelly smashes it just like Daly. Whoever’s coaching pens for the women should come on board for the men too

ASM is an elite limper, best in the league?

Fantastic pen from Daly

I hear Boehly’s looking at Greg Norman on an 8-year contract to take the Chelsea job

Good, I want us to succeed as a club but I also want corruption and awful people brought to justice

Goalkeeping disaster in the women’s finalissima

Honestly, what is there to say. He’s absolutely incredible. Can’t even criticise anything he does really. There was some justified chatter about Isak not getting game time while Wilson looked off the pace and that was basically it

Knows the petty cash system and lone worker policy

Trippier seems revitalised, his defending especially has been outstanding these last couple of games. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a defensive unit work so well for us as Trippier, Schar and Botman. Burn deserves to be mentioned too as he’s been part of our defence all season and has been fantastic but I don’t think he’s a long-term LB option, as in, I don’t even think he’ll be there next season as a first choice for the majority of the league season. Whereas I expect Trippier, Schar and Botman to be first choices for at least one-two more seasons with Botman hopefully here for years

£80m?

They seem like best buds these two Both bright, likeable lads that seem more like introverts

Can only imagine his fitness has been way off Howe’s expected levels and he’s building him up. All the talk is that he’s a gifted player but either his Jody or his head isn’t there and you’d hope it’s just his body

They never deserve any success while operating like this. If they do, it’s essentially rewarding failure. They’re an absolute shambles and the best thing for them and the rest of the league is if they actually fall away and have to rebuild with an actual stable structure

Sick of that bloody do-gooder receiving support for his country and its citizens being levelled to the ground for having the temerity to try and live in peace

That strike to Pope’s right post was actually a really good save as he couldn’t see clearly through the bodies. Paqueta caught it sweetly. Wouldn’t expect Pope to get beaten there but there’ll have been a bunch of goals scored this season where keepers have misjudged shots like that

Boehlynomics, a novel form of wealth redistribution economics where he massively inflates the market before going bust, thus allowing everyone else to prosper

Between him and ASM for sure. I think aside from the goals, he was the main reason we managed to get back control of the midfield after that spell when they took control and scored

Why aren’t they all livid? They sound like they don’t really give a shit

Is Boehly a foreign agent, sent there to destroy Chelsea?

Strangely shaky a couple of times tonight claiming the ball. Very out of character, hope it doesn’t knock his confidence

Fuck’s sake, it’s art. Get it up in the Louvre

Seppuku

He was class