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Everton want it more than Tottenham but both sides are utter shit. Kulusevski’s been decent, that’s all really. Good defensive graft from Everton

Relegation this season is shaping up to be an all-timer. Couldn’t say with any certainty a single club that’s safe or definitely going down from 13th down. Just wish Chelsea were down there too

Shaw getting in early on the PFM management badges, pashun!!!!

Think the whistling of De Gea really helped to get the crowd involved early

That Chelsea job is poisoned, they aren’t going to ever build consistency and now there is too much competition and well run clubs in the league. Get fucked Boehly

He’s massively improved this season, he’s not holding into the ball for too long. His chasing, pressing and defensive work is outstanding. His reading of the game and movement is excellent. If he could improve his striking he’d be a fairly complete player (accounting for the fact he’ll never be a technically gifted dribbler)

Think I sprained my left wrist stopping one of Ryan’s blasters. Worth it. Looking forward to the next one

His technical ability is world class, his touch and control, just unreal

Massive game, feel we have to win it really if we’re to get top 4

If you’re a sports journalist and you have a take like that you should have to hand in your press card

He overhit a couple of forward passes in the first five mins, that was it. He played perfectly for the rest of the game. They got nothing out of our left hand side at any stage

Yeah, Gordon has a lot to his game and he’s also going to be an elite level shithouse for us too. They can be the shithouse bros, this continent’s version of Basketball’s Splash Bros

We bullied them today, our fans, the atmosphere, our players, our performance, our manager. We made them look pretty smalltime, reducing them to a handful of half chances

Todd does love his human capital, big opportunity here for him to up the ante and pay £30m to pay for someone else out of their contract

He’s so close to being an amazing player. I do think there’s a decent chance he’ll be off this summer but if Howe can see enough from Maxi about wanting to make the right decisions and be coached then I could see him becoming a monster under Howe. If you look at what Howe can do with players who have nowhere near the natural talent of Maxi then it really comes down to Howe, his plans and Maxi’s commitment to developing under Eddie

That left footed switch is going to become a huge part of how we build out quickly from the back when we can catch teams with a rapid break

He just loves it when the game and crowd get more amped up, feeds off it. Class to watch as it then feeds back into the crowd

He’s showing flair all the time now, couple of amazing aerial flicks off the outside of his boot, that seal run where he headed it five times in a row. Amazing player

Schar’s head needs to be donated to science after his playing days are over

They’re missing a trick calling it ‘Talksport Drive’ when ‘Talksport Drivel’ would be more apt. Sherwood is right that terminology changes, what he doesn’t understand is that its application also changes. The fact he references foreign managers brainwashing the league tells you all you need to know. These people never look at themselves to see why things aren’t working, they only look externally

Brenda seems like he couldn’t care less

Lovely nocturnal Roy, good to see his smiley face on return from the owlery

Imagine signing a ton of players on extortionate contracts for 8 years when you already have a massively inflated squad. Boehly has come in with his cock out doing the helicopter and the league has just chainsawed it clean off

In fairness, as much as I dislike Villa, I’d be quite happy for them to start beating some of the former “big six”. Would be good to shake up the league and get teams like Tottenham and Chelsea out of the top 4-6 consistently