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Great from big Jow

Mega lerl

Eh? Top class defending? Locking his arm into Isak’s while grabbing his shirt? Six of one and half a dozen of the other? Fuck right off

Nah

Bruno’s a little too amped up

Exactly the type of chance that Longstaff doesn’t have the quality to put away

Jow looks on it

Trippier is edgy here

That’s going to give licence to them and possibly us too, to leave a foot in

Because Pope has very poor close control, and almost as poor kicking

Trippier’s done two loose passes so far but he showed good fight there

Burn’s lack of pace looks a little concerning with that match up

Isak looking sharper with his legs

Gordon rinsing them

Could really do without this kit clash like

Howay, fast start but don’t go wild lads, just beat them with your talent

Did Roy just have a stroke? Sounded like he was stuck on repeat like a doll with four electronic phrases

Aye, let’s make this the story please ITV

Nice story in all honesty, won’t count for shit when we smash them

El Hadji Diouf?

Gordon will score today, Isak too

The issue is he’s not a striker and he was played as one for ages in this league. He can be one in the Bundesliga but he’s not one in the PL. He’s a left winger / wide left forward. He’s best at running with the ball

Chris Waddle is such a shit analyst

Clarke and Jobe will be their best players. I don’t rate Pritchard at all

I like Timo but what we don’t need is another person whose best position is on the left