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Hahaha, Liverpool’s defence is utter shite

Liverpool are utter shit and they’re still somehow significantly better than Spurs despite being behind them. Loved that scouse “fucking nobhead” line there

Don’t mind seeing it once, he’s young, clearly an emotional lad with a bit of a chip on his shoulder. Doesn’t make it acceptable, however, if it was to happen again I’d be worried. Our team spirit and character is everything. Eddie will have such a low tolerance for someone not making decisions for the best of the team. I’m sure we won’t see it again and hopefully he’s got the right people in his ear. There are tons of model pros in the squad so if he doesn’t wise up he’d only have himself to blame

Roy, what a beast. Not even seen the game but happy for football’s favourite owl

What a couple of primetime dickheads

I said it recently but he’s the type of player who will win games for us single-handedly, he’s that good. The type of player who will just take it into his own hands sometimes and demolish an opposition

It’s been talked about a lot but that Spurs - Brighton game is the most appalling game I’ve ever seen from the officials. They all need to be fired, every one of them

I imagine it’s guaranteed we’ll put a bid in if they they go down

PSG are so complacent, always piss me off whenever I watch them as they should be so much better than they are

Most Hans post ever

Are they Tory-heavy? Very happy to add more reasons for disliking them

Isak and Bruno are both world class, really only needs one more player at their level and a deeper squad to make us into a beast of a team going forwards

The Chels, eh? Glad they got a manager in that fits their stature as a club these days

Walton says he couldn’t believe it? You know you’re not up to the job when Walton is calling you out

Already building myself up to a simmer for MOTD later and watching Spurs spawn their 3 points. If I knew we had top four nailed down I wouldn’t care but the thought that those freaks could somehow get it despise the shitshow they’ve been all season is infuriating me

Called Eddie to one side and called him a Death Eater, then did an expelliarmus spell on him and did a Patronus. His animal was actually in the shape of a transfer request

Wew

Fuck

Don’t normally go fishing in streams as I find they’re filled with sewage and pollution these days but I think I’ll have to for today

Good to see, honest, not just soundbites and cliches. Why did his own career falter so much? Not that it matters as a pundit, just interested as he sounds really switched on and there was a time when he looked like he was going to be an amazing striker

Keeper gan radge, was spoiling for a fight

Joelinton doesn’t get rotated, he just had the two match ban and has been making his way back into the team. Willock also seems to have nailed down a spot save for his injury. It’s hard to make a case for dropping anyone right now, save for Burn if Targett is match fit. I’d also always start Isak if he’s injury-free but that’s me

He’s absurdly versatile, must be a dream to manage

3pm kick off, not on TV, can’t handle it

For sure, I can completely detach the football and be a hypocrite almost all the time when it comes to watching the game and wanting us to succeed. It’s great being a hypocrite, I’ll give it that