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I imagine “on your Todd” Boehly’s approach will be to drop another £500m on players which he’ll recoup by charging fans £3k a ticket through his touting website

Nope

I‘d be very confident predicting it won’t last and it won’t last like this beyond halfway into next season. You don’t turn in constant abject performances where you’re not even jogging like he did at Man U without there being a major issue. Even all the problems at that club don’t allow for someone to play like that. He’ll get a contract and then it’ll fall apart quickly

No chance mate, the worst result we’ll get will be a draw but I’m confident we’ll win

Wish I’d recorded it so I can listen to it whenever I need a pick-me-up

Confident it’s going to be a horrible game for Man U

Performance bonuses galore, go buy yourself more tat you don’t need

Cooper currently on a one-way ticket to Yoker

Faes desperate to add to his own goal record

They just have nothing, no threat, no build up play, no solidity, no system

Zero strengths and zero quality

Always strikes me that Wout Faes’ confidence massively outstrips his ability

He’ll have ruined so many people’s lives during his time through his own incompetence and he’ll always come back to an argument of saying that he’s provided jobs for people and put money in their pockets. He’s an absolute cunt and it’s a joy to see him make a complete fool of himself daily

Would be the least surprising transfer ever given the consistent noise

You’re a pathetic waste of space Rio, now fuck off back to licking Ashley’s arse

Aye, cash-strapped King Rat is going to be terrified of giving serious cash to Amorim to bring in players to suit his formation based on what’s been on offer so far. Feel like Amorim could work if backed to the hilt and given a lot of time but I don’t think he’ll get either of those things. I’d predict he needs a huge turn around before the end of the season in order to get the buy in from the board to totally back him. If they back him after it continues like it is then fair play

Chance only came about from a shanked volley that went over to the corner, class

Can we be confident that someone doesn’t have a gun pressed against her back? I can’t see any other explanation for that crop

Mathys Tel

Amorim looks done in, a man full of regret

Just think Hojlund is too slow mentally, reminds me of Longstaff

Spence and Bergvall Spurs’ best players alongside Kulu