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Worst case scenario - Ba's knees explode, Remy gets thrown into prison.

If this happen it would be by accident, we haven't the brains to do that and Aulus is so mental i dont think he cares. I'll love to see if he still is that mental once Lyon gets knocked out tonight.

Krul Debuchy Saylor Colo Santon Ben Arfa Sissoko Tiote Jonas Remy Ba What could be Pardew's preferred line-up.

Smokescreen to force Aulas' hand? I hope so.

A week to go and we could end up with potentially 2 loan signings to show for. Good job, Joe.

So, whose fat fingers or are we going RAWK in here?

Took them the whole summer and we are back to these 2 names with 1 week to go.

Who's Chelsea been linked with other than a difficult Rooney deal? Can't see them parting with Ba if no one else comes in. Considering Pardew's preference for a 4-4-2 and that a Ba-Cisse partnership has shown not to work, it is likely one of them will partner Remy in attack.

Seems like Ba on loan for season, sign Gomis on a free next summer to me.

Things should pick up fast once Lyon's CL exit is confirmed tonight.

Amazing how many football club chairmen/owners are mental.

There were 2 streaking incidents last season I believe. One in an European match and the other one in the domestic cup.

Hover over their pics and u can find out who they are.

Any striker would likely be the Gomis-type imo.

He what? This actually happen? Atromitos (h). Don't think that particular streaker is Llambeezy. Iirc the streaker did it mid-match too. Just imagine Llambeezy doing that in full view of the crowd.

The latter I presume.

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Rooney will shatter Spurs' wage structure. Not sure if Spurs will go that far.

What if they meet our price at 10pm on deadline day? Sell him, and get one or two of their players on loan. Bendtner on a season's loan, then sign Gomis on a free next summer. Will he want to play in the Championship? Doubtful.

What if they meet our price at 10pm on deadline day? Sell him, and get one or two of their players on loan. Bendtner on a season's loan, then sign Gomis on a free next summer.

My guess is that they already had an agreement with Real, that they will only announce the signings after Spurs have signed those replacements so that Spurs will not be held ransom by the selling clubs.

No strikers on the pitch for Chelsea. They going 4-6-0?