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I saw a lad with them working in Harrod's. He'd had to put hearing-aid-beige plugs in them. Looked even more daft. FYP.

Really ? and i'm married to Wonder Woman, what an ego. Get her a tiara and she might just look the part.

Problems with his spelling again. He clearly means bellend.

Great, the heir apparent to Sir Les.

Probably 4 years with good behaviour. http://i.imgur.com/khpDhbI.gif

Levitation?

0,4,0,0,0,0,0,3,0,2,1. He's just a kid ffs.

They could if we don't buy him outright. But then they will risk pissing interested clubs off and deal with the risk that he's found guilty and the investment in him going tits up. Reckon they will go along with his release clause fee. Most likely a buyout clause will be written in the loan contract, surely? Should have made it clearer. I meant buyout clause = release clause, with it being mandatory if guy is found innocent.

As if he has any clues to those systems. He'll be even more confused.

Should send Aulas your photo, shake him up into accepting the bid.

They could if we don't buy him outright. But then they will risk pissing interested clubs off and deal with the risk that he's found guilty and the investment in him going tits up. Reckon they will go along with his release clause fee.

Only NUFC would stick a clause like that in a contract It's a fair clause though. No club will risk spending millions on a player with a potential court case hanging over his head. Loan with a view to buy is the best option for both buying and selling clubs as well as the player.

Hope this is a sign that we have come up with possible vibes or agreement on wages from the player himself, so we can push forward with a deal with QPR.

circa £6m allegedly. A combined 13m for 2 international strikers sounds like good business to me. Solves a decent chunk of our problems too.

What is Remy's release clause btw?

Yup. I'll be happy with Remy and Gomis in.

Just to add - considering there is no football during off-season (3 months), that actually works out to be £40 pm just for the BPL alone. Madness. I'll prob have to turn to alternatives like Soccer2Go or other websites.

Answer is you'll never know with those cunts at the top. It will be whatever suits their agenda.

What's the monthly football subscription plan in the UK like? My local telco just announced an increase from ~£18 per month to £30 per month, and the deal includes BPL content only (no FA cup, league cup, CL, other european leagues).

Not into tattoos myself. While I understand the 'no faces' bit, why are hands prohibited?

I'd be worried about going to a tattoo-ist who so easy allowed face tattoos, in my opinion they must have little regard for their customer, same with tattooists who allow drunken people get a tattoo. Tattoo a 'I was here' somewhere for a laugh. 'But you told me you wanted those exact words!'

Nice, hope this transfer will get through. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/joe-kinnear.thumb_.jpg

Skirge's gotten better at photoshop.

Someone should tweet that to Ryder and watch the fun unfold. edit: nufcfans too.

Wouldn't be surprised if we don't get any new forward in by the Man City match.