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Maybe we could offer him a role on some kind of coaching capacity? Obviously for a more hands-on role he'd need a more generous remuneration package, but I'm sure there's a bit of spare cash in the transfer kitty. While i detest Pardew, bringing in a coach should be his choice. While i know you were joking, stop scaring the s*** of me with this possibility.. Ashley has never paid compensation to bring in his managers and coaches so far. Can't see that changing so give Mrs bimpy a hug to get those endorphins going.

Maybe the inner mackem in him refused to get involved with us.

Chances that it fell through cos Ashley refused to sanction compensation to Millwall?

I'm glad. Ain't you?

Yet still decided to go route one on Saturday, and churn out his usual s***. *Long ball to Gouffran* http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/155/594/yesitis2.gif?1311943181

Ahahaha... Who else is Kinnear's mates?

Everything from the owner to the directors, managers, coaches, signings screams bargain, basement buys. Here's hoping Ashley chokes on a plate of cheap tofu.

This is not going to give me a good sleep. So ridiculous yet so possible.

A sh*te centre forward who used to play for.... US in the 80's. Poor on Mike to not know an American striker. Played for the mackems too. I like one damn Sunderland player.

A sh*te centre forward who used to play for.... US in the 80's. Poor on Mike to not know an American striker. Played for the mackems too.

Doubt it will in all seriousness. Only a new buyer or us getting into football wasteland would anything change.

Our marketing is absolutely f***ing horrendous. Other clubs seem to put a bit of thought into kit launches and what do we get? A few unflattering photos of Elliot and Taylor looking thoroughly uncomfortable wearing the new strip. Come to think of it, those were the only official kit photos we had so far?

Heynckes rules out taking the Barca job.

That's you?

I'm sure he knows our talents Shola Amameobi and BigMoma.

Lowlights more like.

Wasn't the greatest, last season that is. Think you have to be fair to us considering you have the player who will become the league's best in a couple of years. After all, we signed Neeone.

It's the thought of what this 'minor appointment' will lead to once Pardew's gone. Knowing this club, there's a very real possibility he's in waiting.

Needs taking a leaf from leffe who intentionally manages a low profile despite having the league's best player.

Nice job going around searching for the best steaks.

Chino w***** tbh. Who's he like? 6'4 Italian? Can he play up front? Mick Harford. 6'4" England international. Plays up front.

It all connects now.

No one willing to take the club for 250m. He's not losing money. He's enjoying the fun at the fan's misery.