mickthemagpie

He was born on the 29th February 1988. He's six.

No. Someone previously pointed out in this thread that loyalty points are reactivated when you buy a season ticket though.

Aye he's a bit of a daydreamer like!

Don't be so disgusting. He doesn't know its been retired man.

Whats "Jiffy Lube"?

67 bloody seconds man

Glad nobody started comparing Aarons to him then.

My wife and sons seats are excellent, fairly near to the middle though.

Has the line been moved yet?

Well you have been paraphrasing Chief Joseph for so long now its becoming contagious!

There's no law against selling some of them, then buying premier quality replacements. Who's going to pay good money for any of our useless bastards? We would be lucky to give them away man.

Engineers perhaps?

Very. and if it's true that they get to sell boleyn (london real estate ) and get to keep the entire proceeds the whole thing is surely one massive f***ing fit up I don't think that is true actually. care to prove that? i read it somewhere and it blew my mind...was an article or opinion about how west ham are going to be catapulted into the top echelons of financial competition Just remember a discussion about it on Talk Sport so it must be true.

Very. and if it's true that they get to sell boleyn (london real estate ) and get to keep the entire proceeds the whole thing is surely one massive f***ing fit up I don't think that is true actually.

Pot-toon, its a simple game like!

Since this has been bumped to the top again perhaps people could stop posting on it until something actually happens. We could run a sweep to see how far it falls.

Think West Ham is a step too far mate. You could try Orient

As if we had targets Getting new goalposts apparently.

None of them are particularly good at passing the ball though, so it's not really relevant to his chances. That's staggering considering how important a part passing the ball is to the game!

Got a degree in understatement?

He's a lucky b****** like, he never watched Graham Oates.

One of the best thread titles ever.

Yep, I would absolutely hate to have sex with her. Almost certainly walk away with more than a smile on your face.

Know something the rest of the world doesn't?