Wilson

highlight of the thread tbh edit: even after it's confirmed.

The youngest was waiting for a keeper top, buzzing that the away one's came out in her favourite colour Can't wait to get absolutely shafted on the price of 2 kids tops with their names.

Nee idea, other end of the street to me so thankfully don't come across him much.

Happens to be in my street, just drove past.... christ what a mess

Pardew can fuck off, no matter how he speaks of us now. The greasy lickspittle cunt.

Wheeeen theeeee price is a hundred plus 5 to buy Rice get Tonaliiiiii

Be filling the bath again soon... do they not know there's a cost of living crisis?

'Often imitated never duplicated.' Can see that being a common phrase in this thread over the coming years.

My bath is now extremely cold.

I was in Gran Canaria with my parents when I was about 11, always remember finding out about Shearer as some bloke shouted 'yous are geordies aren't yous? You've just signed Shearer!' from about 5 balconies down, fatha was straight to the shop for his paper

Aye, I like this. Hope he gets what he wants from it.

Buy Tonali noo everyone's an Italian.

All lined up for a Friday 3pm announcement this.

'a young seagull' Well of course it was Dear me.

Has the bird got a go fund me? If so we should all Pigeon.

The next step is Parker Schnabel.

Barely know the man, despite being at the final v Italy, but I think he's going to be Tonali class.

I actually don't care if he (initially) signs for the 'wrong reasons'. One season in, he'll call it home.

Couldn't give flying fuck. Smash the wage structure to get who we want. We're minted and means exactly nowt to me.

Budshit.

Don Tonali.

I wish someone would mention that it's in euros.

Christ.