Wilson

'Meyt drawa' was my thoughts Disgusting.

Just thinking of their pronunciation of 'meat draw' has knocked me sick.

Show me someone who isn't a fan and I'll show you a mackem.

Sat in the quayside spoons debating an uber This isn't going ahead is it?

Praise the lord.

Fucks sake. Lifting.

do you really think they give a fuck about 'cheesy chips and panda pop'? Probably about as much as I give a fuck about the gravy stained carry on.

Looking forward to the Diaby announcement.

People are buzzing

double save brilliant

Nephew I think.

Not a Scooby Doo, just know it'll happen at some point over the next year or 2. We need somewhere fancier to show these world players around.

Watching that and all I can think of is.... I can't fuckin wait till we upgrade everything properly

Sorted but the site is an absolute fucking farce like.

Not at all, all of the interviews are shocking. It's good, in that we want to hear from new signings, but it's amateur and cringe as fuck every time. Every question ends up pushing them into answering questions about how good the fans are, how good the stadium is, how much is he looking forward to playing in front of them/in it. It's awful. Still watched it.

Guessing it's that boring cunt who sounds like a toucher doing the interview going off the comments? Need shot of him ASAP. Haven't watched it yet and debating whether I should bother

I've said it before and I'll say it again, fuck everyone that isn't us. This is glorious.

By all accounts he's got a great engine already and he hasn't exactly took his foot off the gas over the summer with the u21's. I'd be surprised if he's brought in as a slowly as others, I'm assuming his fitness levels are already very high.

Enjoying all the comments from other clubs fans on social media. Doesn't want to be there! Average! Forced out! Nowhere near a step up! Aye, keep underestimating little NUFC and their deluded fans thanks.

'he'll help us beat Milan away' might be little bit less infuriating for him

Another signing that will help when trying to convince more quality to sign up. I'm obviously bias as fuck but surely any potential signings will need minimal convincing when they see players like this joining.

The athletic write up aboot the deal is a canny read.

'Newcastle United confirm the signing of AC Milan captain'

It fuckin is like, the 'city' centre anyway.