Wilson

That UNITED chant on repeat for a while would be lovely, with the added bonus of confusing which ever cunts commentating.

There's a joke in here about the Bernabeww and the Bew Camp. I can't be bothered to work it out.

Given the way Sweet Caroline picks up through the crowd that could work very well.

Some of our fans really are that stupid, unfortunately.

It kept catching my eye throughout the game Milburn (L1A) but no more than that. Can imagine it being a bit annoying for those higher up.

Mother fucker. Nearly passed out there.

I just want to be in the train now.

'£24 pound'

The speaker was fucked on Saturday... I was praying they'd switch it off. Just a crackling mess... even my 10 year old daughter sat next to me asking why is it still playing? Proper amateur hour.

Not sure how 'fine' he was mind... he pulled up a bit and looked uncomfortable.

What is it with people and thinking shit flags are good/funny? Fuckin embarrassing that.

Fairly sure that won't happen. Maxi's been given the chance he's been waiting for and earned his spot now, it's his to lose imo.

Quality today. Still feel he's lacking a bit confidence to take his man on compared to how he used to be. Again, not sure if it's down to him trying to be more of a team player or worried about the reaction if he loses it, pulls it back much more these days. Love the bloke and hate the grief he gets.

That was my take, he's made a split second decision that if he doesn't grab it, it's definitely a goal. Can't say much about him coming for it, he does it a lot and 99 of a 100 he clears it. I praised him for doing it earlier in the game saying to the lad next to me 'dubs would have been stood on the 6 yard box waiting for the one on one'. Urghh... hurts this like but it is what it is now. If it goes all the way to pels next week... I'll cry.

What's the opposite of 'if Carlsberg did football games'?

Can't stand these entitled arseholes. Never enjoy playing them, tough game where I'd take a draw right now. The bairns coming over with me today, going to be hard to keep a lid on my emotions where these are involved.

Ah man, tragic news.

Booked to go to boxpark, giving it a go when it opens, we've had the white horse booked for a while as well so depending what boxpark is like, we may head there as the fan zone is just outside of it. Can't wait, despite the nerves kicking in already.

waheyyyyy

Don't know if it's just me but I think in his latest presser when he says defending the club is part of his job, he looked as uncomfortable as I've ever saw him. Almost like he knew it would get picked apart.

One of our finer moments.

The idea of Pardew doing anything decent should have died a long time ago. In fact I wish this thread died a long time ago so we didn't have this same shit every few month

No period 3 for me.

Just dropped on the doormat. Praise Jebus.

Seen a lot of people received them yesterday, came skipping home from work to a massive pile of letters.... alas... not one from NUFC. I want them in my hand dammit!