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Ashley Ashley, sign him up!

Amazing.

[snip] I remember that day like it was yesterday. I was so happy. Still annoys me that he turned out to be such a douche.

1. Tiote 2. Ben Arfa 3. Barton

Ben Arfa will be getting 10.

Yes, 10 weeks to replace Nolan the midfielder. But what about Nolan the captain?

I can't believe he's actually leaving. He's the club captain ffs.

And Chrissy Hughton favourite to get the Brum job. Really dislike Cardiff and Brum but might have to change my opinion of both clubs.

OK, didn't know that about Wolfie. What about Cavani?

Could be Van Wolfswinkel. We were linked with him last year, weren't we?

I bet the proven goalscorer is from the Dutch league.

Coloccini.

Definitely with the club on this. The only attribute he's got going for him is pace, he's shit otherwise. His finishing is especially crap, difficult to overlook because he's a striker. Another Dennis Wise flop.

I really liked the purple one. It was really simple, which is why I think it worked for me.

That's just Rangers top last season only red instead of blue. OK. It looks mint though. The kids tops look even better without the sponsor.

This is actually one of the best kits I've ever seen: http://nottinghamforestdirect.com/stores/forest/artwork/english/kit_selector/302/dummy_1.jpg

Or they're using this third kit as an insurance because they feel the second kit might get a mixed reception.

I will never know how Stevie Taylor managed to smile when doing the photoshoot for the following kit: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/assets_c/2009/06/0,,10278~6154005,00-thumb-425x420-89488.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=204610529581545&oid=124119160931672&comments

That is very nice. Ergo clearly fake Got an e-mail from the club about it. You can pre-order it from the official site as well.

The new third kit.

Mickey's meal http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg610/scaled.php?tn=0&server=610&filename=irkdjw.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

Likewise What did you get? I got a madras, pilau rice naan and a couple of pappadums. Classic. Exactly the same. No lie.

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