LV

He’s likely got some kind of personality disorder

He was definitely just talking about wanting to stay when he said that. Not about wanting to be first choice, I don’t think anyone expects to be first choice at our club.

Somebody let Aston Villa know

Nope.

It’s more fun though

I’ll cry if he doesn’t stay. I love him.

I’d be amazed if it’s anything other than Fun88. There’s been no concrete rumours about it being anyone else.

We don’t know that for sure

was it fuck

It’s nowt to do with that for me. He can wear a dress when he plays and have his hair like Jennifer Aniston as long as he scores goals. Which I’m not convinced he would do enough of. And certainly not worth the risk for £40m.

Good. Now let’s see what Gerrard is really about.

From who?

Jamal Lewis

I thought there was some talk of a female CEO

I heard it was an electronic tag

You fucking beauty. It begins..

Let’s not post bids being made as fact without a source. It’s not good for my heart!

Where are these Paqueta bid links??

You don’t have pickled onion over there? Is it just a British thing?? If you’ve never had pickled onion Monster Munch you need to get your ass on a flight over here this instant. Life changing.

Is he really £15m better than Dubravka?

Ha sorry mate

Fuck off. That’s grim

I’d love it!