Jack Flash

https://twitter.com/EllsLittle/status/632626130923745280

Thought he was going to do a Bolton there ffs.

http://i.imgur.com/Mr0OJvJ.jpg ilikebenarfa

Scored.

Wonder if this thread will go silent when he messes up like last week? iamatwat

Playing tonight against the mighty Troyes.

Obertan had more touches in the box last week than Rooney. That might also happen this week.

Rooney is the most captained player this week. Hashtag delicious.

+ Rooney hasn't scored at Villa Park in 9 years apparently.

http://i.imgur.com/HvMnrr9.png

This is their chairman. http://i.imgur.com/ofE8kW9.gif The hope banner also made it into their video diary thing http://i.imgur.com/pQYmN7u.gif

http://i.imgur.com/I7RB7pb.gif Extended cut.

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Next week will also be sensationally grim for me looking at the fixtures. Interestingly, if you've had a shit start you can just register a new team at this point. No need to wildcard.

My highest scorer has 3 points. Not even joint highest either ffs.

The left back got sent off so he put HBA at right back.

The only time a red card has neutered a team worse than this is the Arsenal one in the 4-4. Awful management.

On now.

Anyone without Hazard has dodged a massive bullet. 50%+ ownership and he was the most captained player.

From looking at some of these teams, there's going to be one hell of a scramble when Aguero bangs in a hat-trick on Monday. He got 26 goals and 10 assists last year while missing 1000 minutes. #mindgames

www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2015/08/07/lineup-lessons-pre-season-part-two

That just isn't true tbh, in any case i think he will get better numbers this year because he's not stuck out on the wing this time. He doesn't do anything for months. Plays his bollocks off against us of course. http://i.imgur.com/MAhXJCZ.png That's a poor return for 8.5m.

Ozil is a strange pick as he only has 5 good games a year. There's a number of cheaper players who could outscore him imo.

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