Jack Flash

All the people who get on Keegan's back for no real reason will be the same ones who were on SBR's back all his life then treated him like a saint when the inevitable happened. The revisionism will be infuriating to watch. He'll be King Kev again in no time as we politely applaud in the 7th minute while the club pump out every manner of tat with his face on it after maliciously ignoring him since he left.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/keegans-burning-ambition-1600249.html

Sammy and Gouffran have more goals and assists than HBA this season mate. Where do these tools come from? Twitter.

nicely done https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/1C11F54A771174175887684743168_33b753e3f6b.1.5.2706553074465574766.mp4?versionId=osm3VID43C4ZARmNqXc4kqMwgb.ubwKR

http://i.imgur.com/wpGfaWh.jpg

Rangers are on TV 4 times this month so we'll get to see them a fair bit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31096579

Most of those players shouldn't be at the club. Very few are good enough for top 6.

What if he's just sick of football? Wouldn't be a huge assumption.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,72193.0.html I think that will go down as the last golden period for most fans. This was started before we beat the mackems 5-1 too and it's proof that life doesn't have to be a living hell under Ashley, he just chooses to make it so. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/chris-hughton-sacked-newcastle-forced-3344724 Well worth reading that article again btw.

He gave us some great memories. Remember when the club delayed his transfer because Enrique's move hadn't quite gone through and they didn't want to pay 2 sets of wages for a few days? Classic Santon.

Keep reading Santon as Santoon ffs.

Full set.

She's swapping Morpeth for Milan tbf. I'd be fucking furious as well.

https://twitter.com/ChloeSanderson_/with_replies

Where was this? Footlocker you dopey t*** That's two threads. Enjoying yourself are you? Where was this footlocker located exactly? I cannot believe it was Kanu. Nah, no way. http://i.imgur.com/uOkajFw.png

He'll quickly realise how good these kind of windows are when he sees his next paycheck. Same way Pardew gave us the tortured artist act for a few days when Carroll left then soon started joining in when he saw the percentage he'd just earned.