Jack Flash

It was my last hurrah as an NUFC supporter and liker/watcher of football. Love that he's still banging on about how it utterly crushed him a year later Here's a few more gifs I made that night... https://gfycat.com/PopularThirdDouglasfirbarkbeetle https://gfycat.com/CriminalUntriedDrafthorse https://gfycat.com/RingedOccasionalBengaltiger https://gfycat.com/KaleidoscopicGreenKitty http://i.imgur.com/CGLfTai.gif

I know from personal experience how nice a person he is. He is truly grateful for everything he got at Newcastle, both the club and the city.

Half of that year was with Carver tbf. A man with no qualifications, very little education but who is now known the world over as a man with a head like a fucking lasagne. We were 8th after Pardew's first game (having been 5th on a few occasions previously) and had genuine love for the club, manager and players before he turned up. All of this under Mike Ashley btw and he was actually worse then than he is now. In his final calender year here he lost 20 PL games, which is our record (for about 20 more hours). It's all his fault.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9215041/Newcastle-manager-Alan-Pardew-says-Champions-League-qualification-is-realistic-target.html Also https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/673466522103324673 Drop dead, Alan.

Never forgive, never forget. He's the biggest cunt who ever lived. West Ham stadium announcer

"The Marseillais have not forgotten Hatem Ben Arfa"

A Sky Sports subscription is £306 a year, of which only a few pence will go to Ashley. The cheapest season ticket at SJP is £475, of which every penny goes to Ashley. Fans of Man Utd, Liverpool etc put far more money into Ashley's pocket than NUFC fans do via Sky.

I love you Interpolic. Sometimes I lick your username.

Beats lying to yourself. They'll love you back one day. I promise. It'll be like the mid-90's again very soon. Not a clue what your on about here. I'm sure it's a class story though. #legend I was wrong, that's a s*** story. And a hashtag w***** too. #banter I thought it was "bantz"? Not very good at this are you? Anyway, enjoy the season. "This"? I didn't realise we were doing something. Anyway... Good idea, quit while your behind. Your smartest move yet. Congratulations. Talking like a stroppy teenage girl now You'll be having the last word no matter what, I assume?

An Aguero injury would be a nightmare. Having trouble finding just one other competent striker, never mind 3. Anyone not captaining him this week?

Beats lying to yourself. They'll love you back one day. I promise. It'll be like the mid-90's again very soon. Not a clue what your on about here. I'm sure it's a class story though. #legend I was wrong, that's a s*** story. And a hashtag w***** too. #banter I thought it was "bantz"? Not very good at this are you? Anyway, enjoy the season.

Beats lying to yourself. They'll love you back one day. I promise. It'll be like the mid-90's again very soon. Not a clue what your on about here. I'm sure it's a class story though. #legend I was wrong, that's a s*** story. And a hashtag wanker too. #banter

Beats lying to yourself. They'll love you back one day. I promise. It'll be like the mid-90's again very soon. Not a clue what your on about here. I'm sure it's a class story though. #legend

Beats lying to yourself. They'll love you back one day. I promise. It'll be like the mid-90's again very soon.

Sums him up nicely. As with every other English player born in or around the 90's, he hasn't got the backbone to be a top player. It's an entire generation of boys pretending to be men.

I've had some incredible holidays in the last few years with the money I've stopped spending on NUFC/football. I'll be away during the next derby, probably on a beach during the game, not caring in the slightest about something that doesn't care about me. Life's too short indeed.

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Starting to get a bit weird over there now. There'll be a statue up within weeks.

His odious face somehow just got more punchable. He'll fit in well there if he can keep this up.

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Ozil "setting the tempo" would certainly explain some of their problems. I'm sure he'll score 6 goals at the weekend but he's just not a week to week player.