Jack Flash

Shut the f*** up, retard. jozy didn't score. deuce is gutted right now. He somehow got MOTM though

We started like we were unprepared and barely created anything against a horrific side. Sunderland today were as poor as they always are and will still get relegated. Accept the first half was awful. I said as much in the match thread. They were never going to sustain that tempo (and they didn't) and AP loaded the game with attacking subs to get the equaliser and then look for a winner. We were caught on the break with a screamer from a monkey who'll never score another like it. The very least we deserved today was a point and that would have been a good result. It's massively disappointing, of course, but the anger aimed at AP is imho, for once, unwarranted. And I hate the c***. PS: I f***ing knew Poyet would do this. So typical of him/his sides. We'll now have 'him' hanging over us for every derby until he f***s off or AP's contract expires. Bringing off your top goal scorer and replacing them with one player who is just a total pank and another player who is totally out of form/shit and you say he can't be blamed howay man!!! A total plank who's scored more times against Sunderland than anybody in our history, Milburn aside. He see's Cisse everyday in training, maybe he thought he was ready to make an impact. Jesus, man. Getting desperate now.

He'll be delighted. If we don't go down this'll be his highlight of the season because he made us angry again.

Cattermole will never have an easier game. We used to bully him out of these games but now he runs them.

I've never disliked a squad of our players more than this lot.

How many shots on target from inside the box?

Pardew will play for a draw and so will they.

Nice.

That's brilliant. If we don't lose 3-0 tomorrow he'll have been right about his pathetic, inaccurate excuse

Fucking hell.

I've just been into town and can confirm there are remnants of burnt rubber and banter in the air.

Inochi is 30, everyone. 30.

He's fit and available according to Dr Pardew.

The people now gloating about said comments aren't much better.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/15/article-0-1B4C3738000005DC-148_634x485.jpg

Chiriches is brilliant. Good to see him getting games now.

He's only 16 so he's got 5 years left in the reserves before he's allowed a game in the cup. Massive potential though and certainly the best of the lot in our youth teams.

It's beyond belief. It's simply not believable.

As shameless as ever from Ian Wum.

I've said we need more British players. It's no coincidence that we've done better when we've had plenty (even if they're not every good).

1 point in 8 games. Repeat that mantra until kick off.

"As good a save as you'll ever see" says Niall Quinn.

Negredo and Aguero could well win them the league.