Jack Flash

That's what Jackie Milburn said to Malcolm Macdonald when he signed for us. Contrasts nicely with the "Defend or your dropped" approach favoured by our beloved. So according to Supermac, Jackie Milburn advised him to play in exactly the way that he would have wanted anyway. Okay. You probably though Winston Churchill "went on a bit" too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27062091 Deeply embarrassing stuff.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/supermac-wor-jackie-epitomised-good-6179056 Another variation. Not even sure if this stuff is depressing or inspiring.

That's what Jackie Milburn said to Malcolm Macdonald when he signed for us. Contrasts nicely with the "Defend or your dropped" approach favoured by our beloved.

Bloody sovereign states and their above average disciplinary records!

He's been up in Scotland for the last 2 days at a golf tournament... http://i.imgur.com/W7iLjAJ.jpg http://i60.tinypic.com/v3q6fp.jpg http://i61.tinypic.com/1ibhw5.jpg (None of this is true)

Whether you plan it to or not, every thread does always end up being about you I wish I could stop that, believe me. Kill yourself.

Great gag mate. Is the brothel the Alan Pardew thread? Or everything except the Alan Pardew thread? Sometimes your sarcastic humour is confusing when you don't use italics. And the fact he came back in and started doing his routine anyway.

Fucking hell! Say "Pardew" into a mirror and the usual mob turn up behind you and chant his name until you die.

When possibly the most negative manager we've had in my lifetime continually calls the fans negative...we just accept it and keep chanting his name. I wish we were more like Scousers actually, then we might get something done.

It's OK, like a "quick holiday read" kind of book.

Hardly trawling when he says negative stuff about us quite often.

He's shit on the wing, same as Cisse is and neither should have been out there at any time. He's fantastic in the middle and has the numbers to prove it.

Another day, another dig.

Such a lazy opinion How? He's a better footballer than Cisse, that can be said of most strikers. However, he is strictly a goal getter. Which is exactly the sort of player that won't thrive for us. Obviously I mean system in the loosest possible sense but still the point is valid. What we gonna do, try hit him with a diagonal? Maybe we should change the system then as we haven't been able to successfully "hit a diagonal" since Carroll left.

Such a lazy opinion

Another goal for Bony. There's an unstoppable monster in there somewhere.

Southampton should have loads of players in there in the next year or 2 with Lambert, Rodriquez and Lallana currently and Clyne, Shaw and Ward-Prowse being close. Very impressive stuff.

We've been told to calm down a few times this season after victories so why change now?

Managed to spare a minute for you xx ttyl

Newcastle 0-2 Manchester City: Pardew blames cup exit on bad luck http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24752472 Pardew: Newcastle were unlucky http://www.touchlinetalk.com/pardew-newcastle-unlucky/71188/ And a classic... Newcastle's indifferent form due to 'misfortune' says Alan Pardew http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/may/14/alan-pardew-newcastle?CMP=twt_gu There'll be more but sadly I'm busy

Pardaganda. He tells us we are lucky to win games so we don't expect to win more than 1 in 4. We're also unlucky when we lose because it can't possibly be his fault.

What a bargain he's been.

Tiote in February.

How many of our players do?