Jack Flash

I've seen this before. http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/culture_test/homer-strangles-bartBANNER.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/j97k2d.jpg

"HOLY WOR....TOON ARMY RIPPED APART BY RELIGIOUS FACTIONS IN DRESSING ROOM"

It's shaping up to be like the relegation season. Pardew gets binned after a few games, Kinnear takes over and almost dies in March then we trudge to the Championship with zero fight from our spineless players. There's a World Cup on after that so it's not all bad.

Could I pass the picture of Cisse smoking at that shop as my own and make some money?

Boremations. Nothing will change with that or team selection so pointless even contemplating the possibility.

Arsenal have offered £40,000,001 for Luis Suarez.

Yep, got him in mine. You need a few low priced squad players so he'll do nicely (proving he leaves and stays fit).

The first 10 fixtures are particularly kind for us. I'd say there's no excuses for not doing well but Europa League hangover etc.

No ink in that pen. Pulling a Costanza "look busy" move. it's like when I see people (me) carrying around a folder and a pen, just doing laps of the hospital pretending to be important. What is my life. You only see him fucking with that pad when things are going relentlessly bad. It's all scribbles, guaranteed. Just doing those little pen tornadoes. (Tell me you get what I mean? ) I would be shocked if there was a stitch of English in that bullshit pad of his. Not even an "A" where he started to pretend to write something but just started writing his name. It's a book of lies. Hope we get some super HD close ups of that treacherous pad this season, see what's really going on. http://slimber.com/gallery/images2/10/107550/fail-s-symbol.jpg "Ah the fack do ya do it agen?"

Pards agrees.

None of our young players will amount to anything here while they're stuck behind shit/under performing players every week. Bigi should have had at least twice as many games last year considering how much shit was in front of him.

How the fuck is Ben Arfa still "injured"? He was starting games at the back end of last season. I can't think of an injury we've handled worse than this one.

Aside from selling him, it's for the best.

Not good enough..... Mourinho isn't going to make up for no midfield, lack of width and no reliable goal scorer. Ba is reliable. Aye his 2 in 14 for Chelsea sure proves that. What about his goalscoring record for us and before it. Is it easier to score goals in shitter teams? All i'm saying is he hasn't been reliable for Chelsea so far.... certainly not reliable enough to push them into a title challengers. Maybe the style of play doesn't suit him i don't know but what is certain is Chelsea need the striker that can push them over the edge. City has it with Aguero and Man Yoo has it with Van Persie.... Chelsea don't have that player yet and as great as Mourinho is he isn't going to get his shorts on and score 25 goals for them. Ba hasn't been playing consistently due to Torres being good about 4 years ago. If he was made the main man he'd get 20+ imo. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2

There's plenty of other pictures of him wearing that blue jacket. http://grioosports.com/sites/all/files/EPL_newcastle_papiss_cisse_deal_201201_2.jpg

Maybe Killer Joe thinks he's hiring Michael Laudrup?

We've handled this transfer so badly. We waited and waited for the price to drop but with Benteke staying and Cisse "leaving" the price has probably doubled.

http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mick-harford-joe-kinnear-great-4714987 This was very funny only a few days ago.

We were in January so might be again.

It really is. Him moving to Russia however. He'll have another encounter with morale if he digs into what money is paying his wages. And the insane amounts of racism, which is clearly more moralistic than a loan company.

What is this nonsense?

Jonas is, at very best, average at everything. His constant, never ending presence is just another reason to want to cut Pardew.

He should have had 20 last year. He missed some insanely easy chances by trying to be clever.