Jack Flash

Gomis - 1 in 2.8 Bent - 1 in 2.3 wud prefer gomis

Bet they're alcohol-free coaches though. Good.

A victory for the common man!

Lambert probably just wants the money/him off the wage bill. Done exactly the same with other high earners too.

Motherwheel.

There's no doubt in my mind he'll be a massive bargain if we get him for under £5million. An excellent replacement for Cisse if it comes to that.

He blatantly has that. He had it last year too. He's got about 15 of them, and with that he should still do far better than he did last year. But the strength in depth is shit and needs to be improved, and if it was, that would constitute our shitty manager being "backed properly". And yes, we'd still be shit. 15 is more than most teams have and I'd say our backup is also better than whatever backup those teams have too. Can't begin to imagine how much shite will be on the benches of the promoted teams for example.

He blatantly has that. He had it last year too.

They did in January and it made very little difference. Ashley has snookered himself by not sacking the t***. Q. Why did they back him in January? A. Because it looked like we might go down. (Because they didn't give him a proper squad in summer) Back to this again. Pardew's ineptitude was taking us down more than anything which was proven when the new players turned shit after a month. Now pls stahp harri.

They did in January and it made very little difference. Ashley has snookered himself by not sacking the twat.

How much is Nolan? 7. I think he can get 200-ish points.

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It's not even 9am ffs. Ruining my fun.

Or Colo...

That's a shame. If the likes of Villa and West Ham were in for him then we definitely should have been too.

Preach. I don't think Pardew is a brilliant manager but we've descended into a proper spiral of exaggerated hatred and revelling in negativity now. It's mad, even given the actual problems we do have. Proper raging here about this post Ian, you cock. Please knock him out. Do it for the forum.

If you include Ian's 'step 3'... I didn't sanction that step. This isn't Vietnam, there are rules.

What's the point in "contributing" when you've been doing the same act every day for years? Step 3. Play the victim.

And again.

He's shit scared of dropping Tiote and Cabaye for some reason. They'll be in the middle at Man City (if they're both still here) and Sissoko will be on the wing.

Like fucking clockwork

And yet, true. Have a nice day.

Step 1. Pardew says loads of stupid stuff at 9am-ish. Step 2. Ian W and Incohi start defending him ASAP for the rest of day. Repeat till Pardew gets sacked.