Lush Vlad

Like how is that possible. You couldn't even script that. Barely finished singing dynamite and it goes in New page Pickford wanker.

Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

"Yeah. But you chose not to sprint last season. I just couldn't."

What an absolute cunt. Wah wah wah.

Quality from Saka. He has Cucarella on a yellow and also felt like he had the beating of him early on. But never really went at him.

He wasn’t their best player that half. He was terrible.

Top of the foot? It literally shows him studding into his shin/ankle area

Pure Arteta haramball as per fucking usual.

You have to hand it to Chelsea and Arsenal. They’ve really managed to assemble squads full of absolute cunts A career in WWE awaits for most. Not seen playacting/cheating like this in a while.

If you like tactical fouls, players being absolute fannies, constant stoppages, fake injuries and players moaning at the ref. Then this game has been box office.

And the German national team

Should probably have been his second yellow anyway. But he is a snide fucker and glad he got the straight red.

Great 25 minutes of tactical fouls and crap play in the final third.

Going to be a red in this. Taylor has set the tone with all these yellows early doors.

Cucarella must be top 5-10 when it comes to the most annoying twats in the league.

Ah. So we didn’t play wing backs then

Yep. You’d think he is good enough to play for a top side. Better than us, even. He is just clearly a basket case and is too emotional. Explains why he is still at West Ham.

Did we? Thought we played our usual 4 at the back. We were just shit and couldn’t play round or past a press. Along with Krafth and Burn not being good enough at full back.

Paqueta got the red card bets on instead of yellows this time? What an idiot

He’s not dead.

It looks like he has carried on half-arsing it. Like he did for us after the cup final. Has he not realised he’s supposed to try again now and not just jog about looking uninterested?! I’m really not sure he is going to get back to anywhere near his levels. Looks like a different player. Even from the one that wasn’t trying for us. That version of Isak was better than whatever the fuck this is. We sold him for below market value. But it’s looking more and more like good business, anyway.

Mitchell is tragic going forward.

yep. Was shouting his catchphrase at the TV. Proper JUST PUT IT IN THE NET behaviour from N-Ket.

Decent game this. Proper end to end. Awful from Nketiah, mind.

That was for the third. I’m guessing he means for the Woltemade pass that then led to Elanga’s shot. Then us scoring from the corner.