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Lovely. Well in Walcott.

Great touch from Rooney? F*** off. He fumbled it.

Should have never done that Head & Shoulders advert

Who in their right mind rates Welbeck?

He'll be MOTM on Monday.

Those celebrations

ROOOOOONEY

Bagpies ftw. Ours makes me cringe.

That's what, 5 penalties given away in pre-season?

Shola's is up to £500 already.

True, but I can't see a better replacement for 4.5M.

Neither play on Saturday, so of course! Your lineup needs to be set for the whole gameweek. Thank you.

3 of our players in your team. Brave. Neither play on Saturday, so of course!

http://i.imgur.com/tp0HieR.png

Well in Perchy.

2 assists from Ba... WTF Lovely feet from Hazard.

Nice strike from Lampard. Ba with an assist?

Schwarzer Absolute howler.

Does new Colo come with goals?

Pardew will take credit for that the cunt.

Is this real life?

Everything is shit.

Should have never laid that off.

No one saw that... I thought he said Marv.