nemtizz

Long ball after 3 seconds.

Marveaux is way too small to be a CB ffs.

This is Shola's year boys, I promise you.

Was it his choice though?

If you haven't already seen it then do yourself a favour and search for 'A Juventus fan has filmed Paul Pogba's goal from the best angle possible!' on YouTube. Probably not against the rules to post as it is his own footage, but cba to get banned again.

I'd take Silva. They should roll right through Cardiff. You just never know with Spurs. Swansea love to park the bus at WHL.

Get on it. Very selective show but so damn good, and, as you said...

Thank you kind sir. My name is Donald Draper.

I didn't at first but I need dem points, son. Ain't got no time for originality. Ivan. He's a big game player. Higher chance of scoring too.

Let's at least save the meltdown for 2pm tomorrow.

Anyone else think the atmosphere will be dogshit tomorrow? Especially considering the last few home performances. Imagine if we concede early.

Lescott Dawson Zab Barkley Routledge Coutinho Silva Benteke Soldado RVP Keep RVP as captain? Unsure this weekend.

We did last season. Newcastle 0-1 West Ham Newcastle 1-2 Swansea Southampton 2-0 Newcastle Stoke 2-1 Newcastle

Not sure if I should bring Diame off the bench or not. Either way I'm gonna be pissed.

Ok, good. That woke me up.

Yeah that first sentence has killed a couple brain cells.

when does the official site put up (inspirational) pictures of training before match days? Should be easy to spot. His head's been turned so he should look like that lass fae The Exorcist. http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Gallery/0,,10278~3430222,00.html No Cabaye fwiw. Who's the first pic, number 37. Satka with a haircut ? Cabaye. He's been starving himself in protest.

I read his other tweets and instantly gave up hope.

Looks a class little silver on FIFA.

Surely the decision to not include him came from higher up? Gotta protect our investment, yo.

Cisse forever alone.

Hardly fighting to keep anyone, let's be realistic.

Entirely UNNECESSARY, I agree.

Someone send him the BBQ photoshop from Colo's party.