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Even Torres would have buried these chances.

Poyet sacked. Awkward.

On-loan to Den Haag? Brave man.

Balo ready to go postal. Don't f*** with the Brazilians. Motherfuckers will pull guard.

Imagine though. Just imagine it.

Wants to join the Toon last I heard.

Settle down Cesar you mug. Brazil fouling everyone.

He wasn't thinking penalty, he was thinking goal!

That hulk guy in the crowd.

Just like when ISPs 'blocked' PirateBay. Good luck!

I know this is Mike Ashley and Newcastle United we're talking about here, but has a Director of football ever stepped in to manage the team?

Cheaters.

True. Good to get it out of the way. It's not like the first game has any bearing on a season anyway, look at last season - At FT I was thinking "Europe again boys".

Just let it run down ya face ya mong. Be hilarious to see.

5-0 loss aside...

Nee bad at all lad.

Not even funny. Surely we wouldn't throw our transfer 'policy' out of the window for Kinnear?

http://i.imgur.com/KU0erOH.gif

Haha. Good one!

OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 7m 3 - Since his debut, no player has scored more goals from direct free kicks in the Premier League than Yohan Cabaye. Skewered. Good effort.

Kill this cunt.

Another troll.

Sent David Jones some abuse. Has to be a mackem? No one chooses to be that dumb.