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He's pushing Jamie Sterry on his twitter now, guess we're not getting a new fullback.

Who says he’s doing this? The club allegedly owe him 140+ million, all we know (allegedly) is what’s disclosed in the end of year accounts, we have no idea what happens in real time between NUFC and Mash holdings. He could quite easily be withdrawing club funds as he needs them, everyone but Justin Barnes, Keith Bishop and Lee Charnley of course are left scratching their heads. Both the club and his holding company are privately owned so it’s not held to the same scrutiny as a PLC. He can take money out in dividends if the club is making a profit. He has never done this. He can repay his loan but from my understanding he hasn't done this either. I hate Ashley as much as the next man but all this bullshit about people saying he is pulling money out of the club is utter bollocks. He might not be pulling it out, but fuck knows where it's going, because there's no way it's been spent on the squad. Presumably it's just disappearing. Is it conceivable the money could be leaving the club through some sort of invisible membrane? Possibly even out of the atmosphere.

I disagree, I think we make our own purpose. Procreation is obviously a goal for any living creature but we've evolved beyond that and we can set our own goals for our lives not driven by simple animal instinct.

You can create your own purpose beyond simple procreation.

So no expanding the breadth of human knowledge? Explore the stars? Discover new worlds both terrestrial and extraterrestrial? Just fuck and make more people, that's it.

Brewsters millions and Spaceballs too.

Aye can see Lejeune's replacement being a loan rather than a permanent transfer. Fatty won't want to risk having an extra centre back on the books full time.

Never happened. I'm glad we were able to clear things up though. In the secret forum in my head, I'm the leader of the clique and everyone laughs at my jokes and bully those who don't agree with me. All the women PM me nudes. In Dinhos, he makes up insightful posts about 6 year old matches. Edit - Don't want to be part of the stupid clique anyway That'd be Jill then.

£6m Six million

It was worth it.

We're the only club still using the 2014 player valuation guide.

I’m not wrestling a kid again.

Stifler's got a point, like, least he's trying.

Why aren't we hitting the @nufc account with the anti Ashley stuff?

£60m for Zaha, football can fuck off

Give it 14 years or so and my boy will be the Chinese Shearer. The other one's a big bastard so he's gonna be a Lascelles. Both signing for Newcastle, obv.

I'm leaning towards York 9 as they seem to be a bit of an underdog from that write up. Are the kits for the teams out yet?

I'd read it

Why not start a Canadian football thread, Stiffy?

Can we not loan him out for the season to a club down there and see what the situation with his bairn is like next year?

Thanks for Schäring.

Actually, they have, something odd must have happened with twitter, something just popped up from July 5th.

They haven't tweeted anything since February, like.

Starting on @SportsDirect_CS now.