just go to the pub and watch the games. you still get away from the wife and you still get to watch the game without supporting the parasite.
But then i'd miss pre-match with the lads, half time pint and a pie etc. And at the end of the day, you have to support the team (not the regime) otherwise you might have to spend an hour or two with the person you promised to live faithfully with for the rest of your life. f*** that.
Maybe invest the money you spend on tickets in a depression therapist instead, because you clearly have enormous psychological issues.
The pies really improved this year, mate. Proper good nosh.