Loki679

Very poorly named player.

Knew his salary was low but not so low he needs to moonlight as a waiter. Feel a bit sorry for him now.

I'm at the point now where I almost want us to bring him back just for the shits and giggles. In fact, fuck it, lets have Shola back for another season, it'll be a larf.

Almost time for the Big Sho http://picturesofshola.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/batman.png?w=520

Suarez quits international football: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28030739

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Does that mean oldtype can become president?

Bouncy bouncy

Do they add these breaks onto injury time?

TV here showed it as a sub with the off and on graphic and shit.

van Persie off? Risky.

Great goal

:lol:

We weren't bothered about signing English players anyway, Alan, that was your thing. Oh, and we could afford Shaw AND Lallana at those prices just out of our profit from this season. Cunt.

Severe anal trauma.

All the best kits are the ones the designers have fucked with the least.

Yes, but everyone is banned from drink driving but only a few are banned for drink driving.

For Suarez though? Barca kind of have a reputation for not being a team full of cunts. Not sure they'd want to ruin that for Mr Bitey Ban.

Imagine USA being in the tournament longer than Brazil.

Really? Read it again.

We just combined his two nicknames into one word.

Spot on that like Dunno, I think they're banned from drink driving anyway. You know, laws and stuff.

Can FIFA just ban a player from domestic games? I think a ban from 'all football activities' is the only option they have to ban players from domestic football so it may be that was the only way they could get the job done.

Yeah, she's a moron, ignore her.