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Hey, Ellis, remember that £30m loss you weren't too happy about? Well, double it. And we need another £30m for new players. Cheers.

My lose vote makes a perfect cock and bollocks. Good work all.

Reminds me of a quote after the 5-1 where one of the posters said he wanted to punch his own kids in the throat he was so annoyed Feeling down? Have an intimate relationship with a close family member? Live in Sunderland? Sandpaper a cat and watch life's troubles melt away.

not enuff tackle in the forrins. give forrins footballers tackles.

Yeah, more defenders is exactly what we need.

Shola was fucking mint in training. The theory is obviously sound.

No goals and no assists, aye, he's doing canny.

Put him, Dummett and Campbell in a house together and set fire to it tbh.

You watched the Stewart Robson video Brett?

Ball boys are fair game. If you can't take it you shouldn't be out there. /Ronaldo

They're full of knives and bees.

Don't be so happy. We're beating you to death with lucozade bottles next.

They beat Coloccini to death with Lucozade bottles.

He beat Simon Bird to death with a lucozade bottle.

We're gonna need a bigger corner.

You fuck off to the corner too.

That's just terrible. Not funny terrible, just terrible. Fuck off and sit in the corner.

That's not Martin, lad off twitter did that report Ahh I see now. Should change the layout so it has the author at the top and not the person who uploaded it. It's not the first time you've been caught in this ingenious trap tbf.

You should probably leave it then tbh. No such thing as an unlucky gambler.

I'm glad i'm not the only one who still thinks of him as asian.

This.

Science. Gave us the microchip, the televison, the mobile phone and knocked us out of the Notting Hill Carnival.

Get that Stewart Robson video on there too if you can. I tried to download it but it turns out i'm too thick.