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A man desperately searching for the word 'quality'.

We all know that the next statement from PSV will be along the lines of: 'Contrary to press reports we have reached no agreement with Newcastle, Pieters is still a PSV player'

We should go for a bridging loan?? Too expensive

Steve Bruce has a head like a well sat on beanbag.

Camara has just given him and Barton a shout, well in Cammy!!! Barton has a problem with 'mind balance' according to Capello!!

Is Simpson believing his own hype? I assume he means to see him. You're not good enough by a good way Danny.

Extend that feeling to the end of the transfer window and that will be nearer the mark. This has happened before, next we'll be looking at one more player, then he'll be happy with the squad he has. Predictable but true

Not really, didn't he go on strike?

His grans just died FFS !! He's been to Holland back

He can't use that during his appeal, it's nothing to do with why he was dismissed which was for a blatent bitch-slap. It was dealt with at the time

Apparently they were signing "Na Na Na na Na Na Na .....Nasri is a c***, is a c***, Nasri is a c***." Frimpong - Hopefully There will be Positive Chanting For Players and Staff On tuesday Unlike Saturday #StickTogether Thanks for that, one thing for sure they won't be chanting your name as it sounds like an obscure part of a motor car

eh? It was a comment on the complete mass of gibberish we get when an attempt is made to translate from a french newspaper, see further up the thread.

point what is of stuff to translate French to work never seems to not right look

Agreed. Glad he left, but still depressed that it was for such a low fee. He clearly didn't want to be here, but the talks going from £12m to £6m in two months is just depressing. Doesn't get me excited either, just he should have shown a bit more respect for his former fans but ultimately he is right. The classless twat!!!

And whats the betting he has an NUFC gagging order. He won't say diddley shit about Newcastle

Have you noticed that anyone 50/50 always manages to play against us, or am I being paranoid? STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!

It means he's obviously not here for the money :-)

If you add a few letters and take a few away then Caulkin is an anagram for 'lying fucking gobshite'

was never gonna get a game anyway It's a f***ing joke man. We're a selling club and this is further example of the asset stripping that is crippling our team. Asset stripping??? f***ing hells bells!!!!

"Scenes from last night's riots in London". Why are they in 'Call of Duty - Zombies'? Having said that 'Gabi' is fairly zombie looking They were off round Nile's to eat some rice. Alot of rice.

Where has the injury rumour come from or are we just assuming, with some justificatio0n, that he's probably injured himself climbing onto the hospital table for his medical?

Apart from Jonas isn't lightening and runs like an ostrich

He meant an influx of singing, he's booked the Nolans for the pre match warm up

Sibierski

Is he banned from the training ground or not? I reckon he won't be welcome and if he is allowed in there will be fun and games.