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Are rumours of an adult nappy factory opening up in newcastle true though?

So what are they pivoting around? It actually is each other isn't it? scotty was pivoting before it was a thing

id like to get 'coalescing front 3' into the narrative, just to make no sense whatsoever

I'd love to know what a double pivot actually is is it 2 players running around each other, like 2 Scott Parkers?

Am I right in thinking he has to actually play to be cup tied, so if he stays on the bench he's not tied?

Yes, it was like a preview of Grease III

I was for a bit but moved on to wasting time

Imagine how fast that would be sung by the gallowgate ADHD choir

I agree, when they get to that bit and sing 'so good' 4 times i want to self harm

I also hope we drop that awful song

I hope you're right, he has a lot to prove

On the way to the bookies maybe

Hang on are we saying Tonali has pace? He was towing a caravan in some of the games I saw

Pace???? No......

Poor Longstaff's best moments where when he twice fell over the ball and dummied his opponent

I love it that we've all forgotten how distinctly average Tonali was after his first game , let's hope it was the weight of the impending nonsense and he is actually good. He will take weeks to get up go speed as well

Olusa up front on Wednesday? With tonali starting

More flaps than an orgy today

And we know they will

He's 15m, in todays market that is a bang average fee

There's a glacier, just floating in the antarctic ice flow, that should reach the equator when this breaks

That conjures up an image of 3 lasses down the quayside

We've got Krafu as rb cover

Or beating his appearance record already

It would barely make the MoTD highlights. Not one commentator would be saying he was lucky to avoid a red