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Im getting Jimmy Bullard, Duncan Ferguson vibes

Kenny would get a game here

Rolodex?? Baseball mitt???? What in the name of founding fathers is going on here???

A reet mad fucker

I thought this was mostly a joke, surely folk aren't serious

There is a dreadful song going about that references him being a migrant that, I hope doesn't catch on, it's fucking pathetic. Anyone singing that needs to just fuck off. Anyone defending it can fuck off as well

When Newcastle score Its not that Swedish whore It's Woltemade When he's bagged a hatrick It's not that Swedish prick It's Woltemade

Yep, I live in Liverpool and have had nothing other than they got lucky and we deserved to win.... then you go on the cesspool that is social media where they're never from Merseyside and full of it. That fat, bald irish walloper and his balloon-dieting mate being prime examples. And to be fair the Liverpool fans despise them as wel

Conspiracy theorists really are fucking mental

Slag

Is there a danger this isn't happening, or are we getting twisted knickers?

We aren't. We're calling Isak a rat, Brentford are calling Wissa a rat

you can almost hear our transfer team collectively saying..... de...al.......sh...eet.... and looking at each other blankly

Yep Yoane Wissa-Flintstone, to give him his full name

People keep saying that but it doesn't alter the fact that they have spent ½ billion pounds on their first 11

This cunts first press conference will be vomit inducing

Tidied

Sell hotels and the women's team to themselves amongst other things

Probably a sudoko

we can barely do songs in English man

We couldn't, it's madness to say we keep a 130m asset moping about like a tit. We need to move on, he's gone, he's a cunt

Every time I hear the word Congo, I'm reminded of the time my son convinced his wife that Um Bongo was their biggest export still gets brought up years later

Let's be honest, if it wasn't for Isak we wouldn't give a fuck about Wissa's behaviour. So I choose not to

Absolutely this, if, and its a big if we get a decent striker in today we are a lot better off than we were at the end of last season, with a shit Isak and Callum Wilson

I think Wissa will surprise a few