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You reckon??? Just wait

Imagine how the medical team feel

Especially given that he is indeed from Europe

First game, must win? Howe out

Then we'll put him on beach volleyball / butt lift leave until we get what we want

100% this, offer 75m threaten to walk away. Convince Bruno to push for a move. Leaves us in a bad position

According to the Bournemouth fans, the other way round. He's a good CB that can also play LB

Hamstring, tit pull and ACL?

Apart from perhaps medical science

If he does go to City Pep will need to coach that desire to hold the ball for just a bit too long. He'll probably have more options for a pass but that's his only failing for me

It's pointless scrapping VAR, it's the judgement of the officials that is in need of improvement. If baboons were operating air traffic control you wouldn't scrap radar because planes keep crashing

Who is buying someone with an injury record like his tho? Like buying a car that never leaves the garage

The only thing he's tearing is hamstrings

I agree with him, the players have been working from home far too much in recent weeks

This is true, I used to work with a guy who was the tallest person in the world sitting down, despite being about 5'10"

With hair like it's been drawn on by a 3 yr old

Forest could be safe by then

On the receiving end of a hiding?

That's a kick in the bollocks in more ways than one for arsenal

He looks like he should be outside a trailer, sitting on a deckchair beside a moonshine still

Or ... 'sorry Anthony can't chat now, I'm with Mick Harford having a quick pint'

Cos we vehemently think he's shit, as do most man utd fans

Unlike the premiership where it's universally dreadful, at least its consistent

Why can't premiership refs do this? He threw his leg into the keeper, but that would be a pen every day in the premiership. Like Elliotts pen vs man utd, he initiated the contact

The pen exploded during signing, blinded him and ricocheted into Bruno's knee giving him sepsis