Chicken Dancer

They've got no decent strikers below Suarez & Carroll. If that's the case, then I don't understand the need for Wickham. £9million is a lot for a relitavely unknown quantity, especially at the top level. If back up for AC/Suarez is a priority, then this just seems like a mega gamble to be fair, especially when the likes of Gameiro/Sturridge are apparently on the market within this price bracket and would probably improve their side anyway.

Why the hell would they want Wickham? Not like they need him and he is quite similar to Carroll. Just getting him so no one else can kind of transfer policy this.

Fucking hell that would be a shock. He'd get lynched.

Starting to think we should go all out to get him back now like, make him a priority rather than an option.

Won't be coming here, to be honest his intentions have always been clear so fair play. Curious to see who we actually go for now considering a Striker (probably two) is the priority. Step up Carlton Cole.

I actually had a serious conversation with a Mackem the other week who said Cattermole was superior to Tiote. He then said that Tiote will be away if we get about 'ten million' for him . They really are strange.

I'm sure that lad is a mackem undercover looking for reactions like.

Long lips ? Long neck maybe, or he could have a massive piece. Edit: Oh, them lips

I'd definately go for him, big lad for his age and certainly has something about him. At 18 he would qualify as homegrown if we kept him for 3 years which would prove handy if we're to challenge for Europe in that time. You hear £15 million being quoted but they would accept about £7 or £8million I reckon, they are hardly loaded. As it's been said, lightyears ahead of Carroll at that age, and if we bring in another first team striker or two we would have the luxury of loaning him back to the Championship.

Aye a think so like. I just remember the sheer size difference in the two. 69 is definately not on the cards in the Carroll household like.

The Zico Martin chant. Class.

Wonder if we do sign him if we have the nobheads outside the training ground ala Robinho/City singing 'We've got Gervinho' .

I saw Carroll about a month ago walking through Eldon Square like the big cunt that he is. He had a Sports Direct bag which I was quite shocked at to be honest. He was with a little blonde lass that time as well, no bairn though. Is he still with the lass that had his bairn?

That Nufcinside info, isn't it someone off footy mad pretending to be ITK to prove a point?

They really are mental bastards like.

Think he will be off, like. Maybe not to Liverpool but he will, can't see Ashley letting him leave on a free next summer, especially if someone is waving some £s in his face. Gosling and Capaye as well, Barton is by no means a given starter anymore, good season or not.

Nah, Liverpool mad. In his autobiography he says that he's been pictured with an Everton shirt, because of his uncle and his dad went off it. Also said he wore Spurs shirts too IIRC.

I've actually always said this. Coloccini took most of the stick because of his proce tag when Bassong was equally as bad at times, but took no stick because he was so cheap. Still think with time they could have been a class partnership though.

£ 30.7 miilion now .

Read his story tomorrow. Ok Boss. Didn't mean to sound rude, but that is what he is saying. Sorry. Was only kidding mate . Would really be a statement of intent from all involved if we could pull this off like, top player. Imagine him and Ben Arfa torturing defenders next season man

Read his story tomorrow. Ok Boss.

So what's actually the crack according to Douglas? Don't have Twitter so have no clue.

If he goes to Everton then fair play, always liked them as a cliub and a bunch of fans. Always seem to be top half and should be pushing for Europe every year if they stay injury clear.Would be disapointed if we didnt get him if we're genuinely in for him though, especially with it seemingly being only us and Everton.

Thing is, the lad I sit with rang up and they said they'd inform us when they got to our file. Shitting me pants now like.

The club havn't rang me or anything yet, should I be worried?