Chicken Dancer

It's the shite in the tunnel I detest. Fair enough we don't exactly see it much but it does look fucking hideous.

5-1 was just like a massive fuck off to that lot, after taking the piss for a year when we were down, self proclaiming themselves 'top dogs' etc. Villa 6-0 too. Not for atmosphere or that just like a big fuck off you horrible cunts after the way they went on when we went down.

I hope not, because a few of the lads I'm going with are using other peoples tickets.

People with loads of points who are not going could easily get them and sell them for like £150. If they're cunts that is. Should never rip off a fellow fan.

Not so sure meself. Every fucker I speak to is going, the demand will be massive. I reckon we will take well over 10k there, hopefully they give us the full stand which I think holds about 6500. I'm in a group of about 18, points varying. I hope we all get tickets, can't see it though.

Anybody actually clued up as to whether people stand a chance og tickets? Obviously depends on allocation but if Birmingham got that many surely we would. Then again we're a bigger draw so Brugge fans might be more keen.

Hope to fuck I get tickets. These 100 loyalty point rumours worry me.

Colo was about to rifle it in the top corner if Cisse's ball was better.

Shola at Chelsea. Colo home to Wigan. Both last minute as well, let this cunt take them.

Cabaye definitely can. Everyone (Ben Arfa included) seems shin at it. You're right about not winning like. I think we used it all up on the Arsenal 4-4. I'm sorry like. I love Cabaye, plus he is glorious to look at, but can he fuck take corners. The only player in our squad who can is Raylor. It's worrying to be honest, at the point now where when we get a corner I think ffs.

Set piece work needed ASAP. Cabaye can't take corners like. Also the fact we've never came from behind to win under Pardew (in the league) is worrying.

Back home now, Villa better team, we were frustrating as fuck. Someone tell me the formation we played? Needs sorted asap this like. Every set piece we took was shit btw, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Bigi and Marveaux included.

Ashley attitude marra. FTM.

Mignolet marra. FTM.

I'd be pretty pissed off if we just didn't give a shit about it. We spent all last season wanting to qualify, so we may as well give it a go. Fucking 2 games in 4 days, wow. I sometimes play 2 in an afternoon on Sundays. I'd happily sacrifice top 6 for an extended run to say the semis. To us, what does top 6 even mean? Aye it looks good on paper, and you get more prize money, but it's not like the playing squad ever see the fucker, so just go for it ffs.

Would love to see them both score in the same game like. Ironically last time (the only time) it happened was against Villa, so fingers crossed.

Yarmelenko would be class.

He is an utter cunt, and a limited footballer. But I feel like we do have some kind of affiliation with him, genuinely think Newcastle means a lot to him. At the talk in he talked of living up here when he retires. Seriously hope he does well over there, he probably should have left England when he left us. Oh, and no matter how entertaining he is, he needs to delete Twitter.

Always thought Given was a cracking shot stopper, but an average keeper. Definitely a period maybe 02/03? Can't remember exactly but I recall a lot of fans actually would have preferred it if Harper was the number 1. Shame the way Harper's career has gone actually.

Just to clarify, the reason the security fella threatened to have me arrested was because I was wearing a Newcastle shirt. They definatley used to have no football fan policy which was why the club coach trips always went Dover to Calais. Don't say that man. I'd be wounded. 22 of us booked on, fucking buzzing for it.

9th

God knows, I've been told you can get the ferry from Hull though. Not sure how true it is.

Brugge man, going to be thousands of us. Birmingham took a few I think, so we will. Can't wait!

Didn't Birmingham take like 6000 to Brugge last year? Would love that like.

Bang on.